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Remember Fergie?
I hope so, because you're not going to recognize her if you bump into her on the street.

Sarah Ferguson never was beautiful, but she used to be kind of adorable, and have a little twinkle in her eye. Now they've stretched even that out of her.

Posted by aalkon at July 13, 2006 10:25 AM

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Oh, that's sad. I always thought she had a healthy, down-to-earth kind of beauty.

Posted by: deja pseu at July 13, 2006 9:40 AM

Even so, her procedure worked out better than Di's.

Posted by: Dodi at July 13, 2006 10:22 AM

Nooooo! Give us granny gropers a fucking chance! Damn.

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at July 13, 2006 12:02 PM

"you're not going to recognize her if you bump into her on the street."

With that big puffy mug on her, I'd probably sink into her like quicksand, never to be seen again, if I bumped into her on the street.

Posted by: Lena at July 13, 2006 7:46 PM

You'd think w/all her cash, she could afford a nice bag to put over her now-freaky-looking head!

Posted by: Kim at July 14, 2006 9:07 AM

You'd think w/all her cash, she could afford a nice bag to put over her now-freaky-looking head!

Posted by: Kim at July 14, 2006 9:07 AM

Which photo is the before?

No she wasn't THAT good looking as far as i remember....but bangable....

Posted by: rob at July 14, 2006 9:41 AM

"The Duchess of Pork", as they used to call her in Great Albion.

I was in Oxford when she married Prince Andrew, and in London when she divorced him. She's the British equivalent of white trash -- the fun variety. Anglo Paris Hilton without the 0 size but with a great je ne sais quoi.

As for her plastic surgery, you just need to walk down B.H. to see similar freaks galore. It's like a new reality for the Hollywood crowd. IMHO, it's ugly. A few examples come to mind: Nicole Kidman, Ellen Barkin (in She Hate Me), Jessica Lange (in Broken Flowers), Sharon Stone (saw her in Paris, creepy).

I'm in my mid-40s, and even though I *hate* my body aging, living in this town has definitely turned me off plastic surgery!

Posted by: LA Frog at July 14, 2006 3:20 PM

you just need to walk down B.H. to see similar freaks galore.

No kidding. Hit Saks 5th Avenue on a Sunday afternoon...they all come out of the woodwork to scare the little children.

Posted by: deja pseu at July 14, 2006 4:43 PM

I want liposuction.

Posted by: Lena at July 14, 2006 11:08 PM

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