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The Battle Of The Pants Bulge
Oops, it seems that's one battle Minnesota Republican Senator Norm Coleman's war hero father lost. I read on Sploid that the 81-year-old father of Senator Coleman was caught, mid-fuck, in a car with a 38-year-old woman, outside a pizzeria. Senator Coleman responded with the expected hung head (the one on top of his shoulders, that is):

"I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help," read the senator's statement.

I'm still waiting for a senator to prove to be a human being. If that were my 81-year-old dad, I'd be bragging about it still. Here, Norm, I'll help you, with a little lesson from Sydell, one of the little old ladies who come for cheesecake on Saturday at the café where I write:

"Every day I'm still alive is a pleashuh!"

Live hard, get naked. And if you can get naked and hard at 81, well, keep doing what you're doing. We need all the good examples we can get.

Posted by aalkon at July 28, 2006 11:32 AM

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Guy that age needs to go easy on the pizza.

Pizza pie, they call it up there.

Posted by: Crid at July 28, 2006 8:41 PM

"He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help"

Ummmm....Senator? Not to be a jerk....but i think dad already did seek the necessary help....maybe in the form of a little blue pill!

Posted by: Rob at July 31, 2006 1:05 PM

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