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Heinie Happy People
I forgot, I've been meaning to post some of the shortie questions from my Advice Goddess column. Here's one:

I’ve been seeing a 25-year-old woman for a short time. She isn’t overweight by any means, but she definitely has a booty. I really like that on a woman, but she’s self-conscious about it, and always covers it up in baggy clothes because her ex used to call her “wide ride” and other names. What can I do to help?
--Bringing Up The Rear

There’s never been a better time to have a big dumpster. For an increasing number of women, butt implants are the new boob job. For a less invasive boost, there’s underwear with built-in butt falsies. Unfortunately, nobody’s come up with a prosthesis for flat, saggy self-worth –- which is typically what makes a woman stick with a guy who calls her mean names. A girlfriend who’s lacking on the inside is likely to make any relationship misery on some level, or at least kind of a drag. If that doesn’t dissuade you, all you can do is keep showing and telling her how hot you find her -- not despite but because of her apparent need to special-order panties from the company that made the cover for the Astrodome.

Posted by aalkon at August 21, 2006 8:33 AM

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