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Heterosexual Bonding With A Homosexual Feint


Two tough guys overheard at a party store in Chesterfield Township, Michigan.

The players: one extremely large, hard-drinking biker bear behind the counter and a little guy customer with his fake-titted girlfriend.

When it turns out they don't stock something the little guy is looking for, the big guy says to the little guy:

I hope we're still friends.

The little guy says:

Well, I’m not gonna kiss you on the mouth anymore.

The big guy says:

Oh, that was the best part.

The little guy buys his Jagermeister and leaves with Lady Fun Bags.

Posted by aalkon at August 7, 2006 11:43 AM

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