How Much Is That Booby In The Window?
A Finnish court said $32,000 was too much for 10 titty-grope sessions. Via Reuters:
The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions."Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, told Reuters Friday.
But he said the court in Kokkola, about 300 miles north of Helsinki, would not decide "the proper financial value of the compensation."
Of course, titty-grope selling should be legal (it's your body, you should be able to sell it or rent it if you want to). But, if you had to price it, what do you think is the fair-market value per five-minute titty-grope session?
In Euros or US$? I would guess that issue here was that the guy was not all there, mentally. If the buyer and seller are both of sound mind, the best way to do it would be free market economy style. You could haggle until you both agreed on a price. If they were exceptional boobies, the price could go pretty high!
Canada at September 23, 2006 7:12 AM
Well, if you gave the gropee a $50,000 salary, with 4 weeks paid vacation, and limited the gropes to 6 per hour (30 minutes) and 6 hours a day, your break-even cost (excluding fixed costs, benefits and taxes) would be less than $6.00 per grope session. If an employer were to use the common Marxist model of charging 3 times his cost, about $20.00 per session, he would make a handsome profit. Let's put some of those welfare moms to work!
eric the Marxist Economist at September 23, 2006 9:08 AM
Oh, please. Air drop me into any city in the world and I'll find a woman who'll do it for free within twenty minutes tops.
Paul Hrissikopoulos at September 23, 2006 12:23 PM
Paul, you are such a stud! I want to see a picture of you so that I'll know who will be groping my boobies in 20 minutes from now!
Canada at September 23, 2006 2:17 PM
> Air drop me into any city in the world....
OK, Teheran. Just to make it a little bit easier I'll land you right outside the US Embassy. Bet you don't make it in 20 months, never mind 20 minutes.
Stu "El Inglés" Harris at September 23, 2006 3:39 PM
My boobs are worth millions.
Melissa at September 23, 2006 4:24 PM
Can we address pricing on large boobs belonging to frizzy redheaded broad shouldered Jewish girls? 'Cause, I find them to be eminently worthy of grope-worship. Selah, selah.
Paul, please go to
http://jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/blog/2006/08/dating_tip_qual.html
I'll mail you $10 myself if you can grope those suckers. Though it may well be like sticking your hands in a bear trap of pretension, just for a 'quality' grope. But please post pics if you do. Hey, $10!
cat brother at September 23, 2006 5:06 PM
Eeeeuw! She lists her IQ!
Here she is again:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4028
Amy Alkon at September 23, 2006 6:01 PM
Hey, man, it's not for me. Just tryin' to drum up a little Rose of Sharon action for my demented 74-year-old friend.
Paul Hrissikopoulos at September 23, 2006 7:21 PM
If an addled old man had wandered into a Porsche dealership and started the paperwork on a 911, would the salesman expect the transaction to be completed?
Crid at September 23, 2006 10:21 PM
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