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"Maturbation is the thinking man's television."

--Christopher Hampton, The Philanthropist

Posted by aalkon at September 2, 2006 10:57 AM

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"......a lunch of boiled baby aux champignons?" What's wrong with just a lunch of plain old boiled baby? After all, Amy, it's mentioned in our favorite book of all time; the Bible!
2Kings 6:26 - So we boiled my son, and ate him: and I said to her on the next day,'Give your son, that we may eat him;' and she has hidden her son."
You can take home any left-overs in a doggie bag and enjoy the next day with some tasty "Ezekiel bread". Ezekiel 4:12 - "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight". Bon a Petite!

Posted by: Bill Henry at September 2, 2006 3:27 AM

You should know that the boiled son, taken in context in those Bible verses, was not viewed as appropriate. The king to whom this comment was addressed was suitably outraged when he heard this.

I only point this out because I don't want anyone to think that the Bible advocates eating children. It is indeed "mentioned" in the Bible, as you say, but it is not "endorsed."

Posted by: Patrick at September 2, 2006 3:43 AM

> "Ma[s]turbation is the thinking man's television."


Or, the Hollywood version: "Masturbation is everyone's first draft of a screenplay."

Posted by: Stu "El Inglés" Harris at September 2, 2006 8:27 AM

Where's Treach?

Somebody make a joke about basic cable.

Posted by: Crid at September 2, 2006 9:54 AM

57 channels and my Kleenex are gone.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 3, 2006 9:37 AM

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