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Pimp My Ride

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Posted by aalkon at July 25, 2007 1:54 PM

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Nobody wants to be all alone, but sometimes people deserve to be.

Posted by: justin case at July 25, 2007 9:19 AM

I think the acronym ROFL is horribly abused.
But in the case of this letter I actually fell off my chair.

Posted by: Elle at July 25, 2007 9:37 AM

Rough prison sex is hot fantasy #1. Tell him Lena is on her way!

Posted by: Lena at July 25, 2007 9:43 AM

Non-violent, you say? hmmmmmm, let's pretend for minute that I care - no, wait, I don't!

But that was pretty funny, thanks for sharing!

(Are we supposed to be sympathetic or something?)

Posted by: Flynne at July 25, 2007 9:44 AM

Rough prison sex is hot fantasy #1. Tell him Lena is on her way!

Bwuhaaa! Lena! Fresca all over my monitor, thanks!

Posted by: Flynne at July 25, 2007 9:45 AM

Maybe we should all chip in and get his hand a little Jennifer Lopez outfit...

Posted by: eric at July 25, 2007 9:57 AM

Too bad Scooty Libby won't be doing time. He could be his "friend" and together they might convert to Islam.

Posted by: Don at July 25, 2007 10:02 AM

He'll find everything he wants right there.

Posted by: DaveG at July 25, 2007 11:04 AM

Amy,
Are you at all tempted to send a response?

Posted by: kg at July 25, 2007 1:16 PM

In a word...no.

I can barely manage to answer all my mail from people I can actually help in some way.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at July 25, 2007 1:30 PM

Well, he can have a rockin' Pon farr party when he gets out, but in the meantime he'll be working on more important things...

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at July 25, 2007 8:01 PM

What do I do?

Did they cut his hands off?

Posted by: Doobie at July 25, 2007 8:21 PM

"What do I do?"

What do any of us EVER do?

Posted by: Lena "Imaginary Lover" Cuisina at July 25, 2007 8:59 PM

Paul, you get +200 geek points for referencing Pon farr and making me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Elle at July 26, 2007 7:20 AM

What the hell does he think you are? The matchmaking goddess? Advise "Jump-suit Orange" that he will have a suitable "girlfriend" soon enough: a six-foot five 400-pound cellmate who thinks you remind him of his mother.

Posted by: Patrick at July 26, 2007 9:04 AM

Hey, Don, he can still get with Jack Abramoff. Say what you will about his ethics, Abramoff is a HUNK!

Posted by: Patrick at July 26, 2007 9:06 AM

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