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Sex Ed Like You Never Heard It Before
You hooked on “the penis power,” girl? Alexyss Tylor talks "penis power" and “vagina power.”


“This man won’t even buy you...uh, some shrimp from Long John Silver’s, and that plate, what...$2.99? He’ll give you a mouth full of sperm, a rectum full of sperm...”

“He breakin’ her down, man..he is screwin’ her into submission, he’s screwin’ her into slavery, by using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down!”

Posted by aalkon at August 4, 2007 11:25 AM

Comments

Wow! I get the gist of it, but....how embarrassing! It was grammatically horrendous!

Posted by: Cathleen at August 4, 2007 9:51 AM

Man, ain't that the shizzle?

Posted by: eric at August 4, 2007 10:01 AM

Seduce and Destroy!

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at August 4, 2007 11:01 AM

That's a sick person. Somehow, no men go the extra mile to keep the object of their desire near, and none of them think of their sweetheart as anything but a hole or two. But she got attention, and is now validated!

Posted by: Radwaste at August 4, 2007 11:30 AM

Well, it's not only that: I did buy her the fucking shrimp. She's such a liar.

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at August 4, 2007 12:23 PM

This is surreal.

Posted by: soleil at August 4, 2007 2:10 PM

Somebody did a "remix" of her show on youtube:
Workin' d'sides
Workin' dat middle
I can't get it out of my head.

I love her mom. "I ain't talkin' 'bout no real jack rabbit."

Posted by: martin at August 4, 2007 3:00 PM

I think I saw this woman on "The Soup"(great show!) She had her mother in the studio with her. Her poor mother looked really embarrased.

Posted by: winston at August 4, 2007 3:01 PM

"using the penis as a weapon"

Is this some new form of martial arts?

I'm picturing a penis with a tiny little blackbelt wraped around it.

Posted by: winston at August 4, 2007 6:09 PM

This video is pure gibberish! I was unable to endure more than an minute...

Posted by: Toubrouk at August 4, 2007 6:20 PM

¨using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down!”

¿and this is a problem?

hola de Madrid. esta muy hermosa.

abazos,
Lena

Posted by: Senorita Lena at August 5, 2007 5:39 AM

It was interesting to find out that can I actually still be offended by something. Who knew?

Posted by: Todd Fletcher at August 5, 2007 9:23 AM

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