A Porpoise-Driven Life
What happens in a society where they allow exposed breasts at every turn?!

Uh, people just go about their business like they do when the breasts are clothed? At least, that's the way it looks to me when I go to France, where Gregg took this photo of this rather strange statue.







Do you know about the French acceptance of breast feeding in public? Here, in our anti-tit society, breast feeding is pretty much on par w/ exposing your dick to a 2nd grader. Wondering if it's different over there...
Gretchen at September 21, 2007 5:34 AM
I think I'll have fish for lunch today...
eric at September 21, 2007 7:39 AM
I never see French women breastfeeding. Maybe because I'm not looking for it. Never thought about it.
Amy Alkon at September 21, 2007 7:56 AM
I wrote to my friend Chantal, who wrote back (I've left her English pretty much as-is, because I find it kind of charming!):
(Love her "bon appetit" sig.)
Amy Alkon at September 21, 2007 9:22 AM
I'm thinking America's phobia with public breasts is less about "breasts" and more about "nipples".
Jesus must hate nipples, I guess.
RedPretzel in LA at September 21, 2007 10:17 AM
I'm sure Mary M wore one of those big Playtex bras at all times.
Amy Alkon at September 21, 2007 10:32 AM
Well, if breasts were all about breast feeding, then this would be a different planet than what it is, wouldn't it? And nobody gets to choose, not even the people who have breasts.
Crid at September 21, 2007 10:44 AM
Well, here's a question: Large nipples or small? Do men have a preference?
Amy Alkon at September 21, 2007 10:46 AM
Its all about proportionality. And attitude; a woman who feels good about her breasts is a joy forever.
martin at September 21, 2007 10:59 AM
Well, I've been told mine are firm, fresh and fun to look at! BF says they're also fun to fondle. o_O
Flynne at September 21, 2007 11:06 AM
Tits.
Tits, tits, tits, tits... Tits.
> people just go about their
> business like they do when
> the breasts are clothed?
Not in this neighborhood, and not in this house.
Meanwhile, back in Paris: http://urltea.com/1jte
Crid at September 21, 2007 11:19 AM
Where is the pussy-cat-caller? I think he'd like in on this thread...
...I just brought up breast feeding b/c I know that doing it in public has caused some controversy here and it has to be linked to the public boobphobia. Just trying to dig a little deeper - thanks to your friend!
Conclusion: They're tits. They're cool. Sometimes they're for feeding sometimes for fun...but chill out America. No need to sue over Janet's boob flash.
Gretchen at September 21, 2007 11:24 AM
"Dancing has changed me," says Sofian, a 15-year-old from a tough Paris suburb who discovered Tecktonik recently.
"Before I was on the street. I was at the police station everyday. It's been two or three months now since I did anything stupid."
See what you started, Crid?
Flynne
at September 21, 2007 11:28 AM
"I never see French women breastfeeding."
But haven't you seen them openly wielding shit-laden diapers in restaurants? I seem to remember a blog entry (with photo) about some idiotic French bitch changing a diaper on a restaurant table.
Lena "Snatcharella" Cuisina at September 21, 2007 11:30 AM
I like Crid's Law:
"A lot of courtesy is about dealing with the way gasses, liquids and solids move in and out of the body when others are nearby. "
Breast feeding is perfectly fine, kind of a pleasant sight even, until I know when your baby is full before you do.
martin
at September 21, 2007 11:42 AM
As I noted on a previous entry, when a French person is dancing, it's often hard to tell whether they're moving to the music or just having a seizure. Always have found it peculiar that they are so lame at it.
Amy Alkon at September 21, 2007 11:51 AM
I encountered an abundantly endowed young lady of about 18 in a tight t-shirt with the caption:
“Why don’t you take a picture, it lasts longer?”
I am still trying to work out that logic. What I have so far is:
“I have large breasts, I refuse to be ashamed of that and you are an asshole.”
Does that sound about right?
martin
at September 21, 2007 12:16 PM
It actually means "Stare at my tits. Stare really hard. And then allow me to pretend I hate you for it."
Women who don't want you to look at their tits wear a mumu.
Amy Alkon at September 21, 2007 12:19 PM
..."I am still trying to work out that logic. What I have so far is:“I have large breasts, I refuse to be ashamed of that and you are an asshole.”
Does that sound about right?
Depends if the slogan was in teeny-tiny print, martin.
Jody Tresidder at September 21, 2007 12:33 PM
I dunno, Jody... Martin's friend reminds me of the woman someone wrote about here once who in her late 30's (!) went to a fern bar for the first time, got meekly hit on, and felt compelled to slap the guy.
Young (and naive) women like to think sexual allure is their own property that they can shine like a flashlight.
Wrong planet.
Crid at September 21, 2007 12:48 PM
It was meant to be a pleasant joke about font sizes, Crid.
Not a fierce defence of faded flowers in fern bars using their fists.
Jody Tresidder at September 21, 2007 12:59 PM
J.T., hee hee, I've seen those, there's another one with teeny print that says: Nosy little fucker, aren't you? I like that one. Nope, hers was in,
BIG GIANT PRINT and bold color so you couldn't miss it from across the room.
martin at September 21, 2007 1:03 PM
You're all Arial/26 to me.
Crid at September 21, 2007 1:09 PM
TO: Amy Alkon
RE: I'm Reminded....
....of Lydia and the Swan.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
[Porn is where you find it.]
Chuck Pelto at September 21, 2007 1:54 PM
Is that the porn version of "Leda and the Swan"?
Amy Alkon
at September 21, 2007 2:54 PM
Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I like boobs. The particulars depend upon the circumstances, but it's one of those general rules of life: boobs are good.
justin case at September 21, 2007 9:05 PM
Sweet. I can post again. What a good way to come back.
justin case at September 21, 2007 9:06 PM
"Well, here's a question: Large nipples or small? Do men have a preference?
Well, obviously the answer is, "Two."
Radwaste at September 22, 2007 5:33 AM
But not one of each.
Crid at September 22, 2007 9:51 AM
> Large nipples or small? Do men have a preference?
I find the big, puffy and/or pointy ones extraordinarily attractive. The other kinds I just find extremely attractive.
About the only two things that make breast unattractive are belonging to nasty women or being the cause of furniture disease: when her chest is in her drawers.
Shawn at September 22, 2007 12:02 PM
> breast unattractive
breasts
Must quit thinking about them and get blood to brain now.
Shawn at September 22, 2007 12:03 PM
TO: Amy Alkon
RE: Is That It?
"Is that the porn version of "Leda and the Swan"?" -- Amy Alkon
Thanks for correcting me.
I'd recently watched Hepburn, Grant and Stewart in The Philidelphia Story. The song about Lydia the Tattooed Lady was rattling around in the limestone core I call a brain.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
[On her back in the Battle of Waterloo....]
Chuck Pelto at September 22, 2007 1:56 PM
Puffies are the best. I would really like to get me some perfect puffy nipples and slap'em back and forth. I dont really know what the attraction is, something must have happened during my younger days and one of the first times I got a woman to let me play with her tits, they popped out of her blouse and the nipples were all puffy, I was fixated and couldnt stop staring. At the same time i had this rush of adrenaline and pure teenage hormone fire so strong that still to this day, whenever any of those memories are triggered I go instantly hard as a rock.
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