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Best Adult Flavor Of Jelly Bellys
I was mentioning Jelly Bellys in my column (actual flavors include A&W Root Beer, Bubble Gum, Buttered Popcorn, Café Latte, Cantaloupe, Cappuccino, and Caramel Apple), and I started to amuse myself by coming up with "adult" flavors; for example, "Margarita with GHB" and "Very Cherry Astroglide." Your creations would be?

Posted by aalkon at November 19, 2007 9:02 AM

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Godiva Chocolate Raspberry. Peachtree Hairy Navel (peachtree schnapps, vodka, orange juice). Black Cherry Fresca with Smirnoff Black Cherry Vodka. No, wait! Chocolate Merlot! Irish Coffee with Bushmill's and Bailey's! White Russian! Velvet Hammer! Bahama Mamma and a Mai Tai on the side. Ooooo, Alabama Slammer! Okay, enough from me, I'm not a lush, really, I'm not! o_O

Posted by: Flynne at November 19, 2007 9:18 AM

Are there more elegant names for "tastes like my armpit smells" and "kinda like grapefruit (when my boyfriend drinks grapefruit juice)"?

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at November 19, 2007 9:32 AM

Whoops. I meant to post that under a pseudonym.

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at November 19, 2007 9:38 AM

Hypothyroid and Despair.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 19, 2007 10:04 AM

While not "adult", I think one that tastes like crow would be amusing. Of course, that probably means it would taste like chicken.

Posted by: mishigas at November 19, 2007 11:34 AM

Despair is only a flavor for adults who still pursue happiness over sublimnity. Make peace with the Abyss and embrace your madness. Savor the beautiful pain of life!

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at November 19, 2007 12:02 PM

Very Halle Berry.

Posted by: eric at November 19, 2007 12:12 PM

Mmm. I'll take some of that.

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at November 19, 2007 12:53 PM

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