Amy Alkon, Bad Fruit/Black Widow Spider
It's time for Retard Of The Week here in AdviceGoddessland!
This week's ROTW, "Dave G," snail-mailed me (letter at the link above) to complain about this column I wrote, Doodie Calls. Some of my favorite bits from Dave G's letter include the way he refers to sex as "the coitus thing," and the part about women who give their shoes names (does anyone actually do that?). Personally, I wear boots, and I just call them all "expensive."
P.S. DaveG, regarding "penis envy," Freud just made that shit up. You'd know that if you read my column more often instead of sitting home marinating in hatred for womankind because you didn't look before you did the 500-yard dash to the altar.