Amy Alkon, Bad Fruit/Black Widow Spider
In case you missed the link to the guy's letter in the comments on a blog item from yesterday, it's time for Retard Of The Week here in AdviceGoddessland. "Dave G" snail-mailed me to complain about this column I wrote, Doodie Calls.
Some of my favorite bits from Dave G's letter include the way he refers to sex as "the coitus thing" and the part about women who name their shoes (does anyone actually do that?). Personally, I wear boots, and I just call them all "Expensive." I do admit to having a thing for penises. I don't so much envy them, however, as I do enjoy them.
P.S. DaveG, regarding "penis envy," Freud just made that shit up. You'd know that if you read my column more often instead of sitting home marinating in hatred for womankind because you didn't look before you did the 500-yard dash to the altar.
Posted by aalkon at December 20, 2007 7:45 AM