It Seems I'm A Garden Implement

It Seems I'm A Garden Implement
You gotta have a soft spot for a guy who's working really, really hard to insult you, but spells "ho" like he's got big plans for potato planting over the weekend.

Yes, it's our newest blog commenter pal, "Muslim Guy," or "Muzzieguy," as he sometimes refers to himself, who signed off his e-mail to me yesterday with "YOU STUPID HOE!!!"

(I'm guessing the desired effect wasn't to make me snort my coffee.)

By the way, in case hoe work gets a little slow, I think this'll be my next incarnation:

Below, we have a screenshot of the latest in e-mailed spew from our genius commenter on my blog item, "The Religion Barrier." I'd pulled text from a piece by the late George Mason about how Islam masquerades as a religion, but it's really a political movement -- and one bent on totalitarian rule of the rest of us on the planet, the likes of which has yet to be seen. An excerpt:

No other movement, not even Fascism or Communism, has been so determined to conquer the world and rule with such rigid, detailed, complete control over the day-to-day activities of the lives of everyone on the planet. Islam has a multi-pronged plan in place to accomplish this goal, and it is being implemented with increasing success throughout the world. Islam seeks to make the rest of the world become just like it: squalid, backward, and primitive.

Wherever it interfaces with populations it has not yet conquered, Islam destroys buildings, blows up men, women, and children, and imposes tight controls on people's lives. Islam is nihilism personified. Most of the worlds wars and conflicts are due to aggression caused by Islamists, fueled by Islam's evil doctrines. Islam brainwashes its own children, as well as the children of the conquered, in order to assure that future generations will continue carry out Jihad. This has been going on for 1400 years, yet the movement remains unopposed in any meaningful way anywhere in the world to this very day.

In the comments section on the post, Muslim Guy/Muzzieguy tries (and fails) to dispute the points of the piece and commenters on the piece, and then, attempts to build support for the ludicrous idea of Islam as "The Religion Of Peace."

Unable to accomplish this with logic and reason, or by calling me all sorts of names (the kind that got me banned from Dell's servers, or I'd quote them here), Muzzieguy enlists his version of Larry, Moe, and Curly; i.e. Muzzieguy in the role of Me, Myself, And I. Oh yeah, and amazingly enough, all of these dudes happen to be posting from the exact same Kaiser Permanente I.P. address!

Amy Again FUCK YOU!!!! Muzzieguy 2007.12.04 162.119.64.112

Again Amy FUCK YOU!!! Muslim other guy 2007.12.04 162.119.64.112

Again Amy FUCK YOU!!! Muslim Guy 2007.12.04 162.119.64.112

Here's the e-mail he sent Tuesday afternoon:

For the aging eyeballs, here it is again, regular size:

In a message dated 12/4/07 2:12:12 PM, amyisaracistbitch@yahoo.com writes:

Amy,

I just read your blog and I have to say your a really fucken racist bitch!! Shit is what gets people hurt and attacked by other racist bastards like yourself. Do you know how many hate crimes and discrimations happen because of shit like this? I was born here in a america just like your ugly ass. You should be more careful before you go off attacking a whole group of people. You information is all wrong and is the opinon of some fucken idoits. You should do real research before you go off spewing this false shit. My friend was badly hurt by some racist fuck like you. I thought we were free to beleive what we wanted and all that shit, what happen to that. You guys just want to kill us all and convert us to your way of seeing shit. Well fuck that and fuck you!!! I will do what I want and you be a stupid slut and do what you want. This shit is 100% false and untrue. You mine as well say some stupid shit like the sky isnt blue. This is not true!! We're not after controling anyone or that shit. I really speaking as regular muslim guy your attacking just want to really live in peace like your slutty ass. So whats the big deal, leave me and my billion or so brothers and sisters the fuck alone!!!

PS. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID HOE!!!

My reply:

Hey, genius, what do you do at Kaiser Permanente?

And where's the article about what supposedly happened to your friend? Are you sure he actually exists? Are you sure he was actually attacked because of his Muslim religion? Usually it's Muslims visiting violence on non-believers. Do post evidence of your claim -- a link to a news article about his plight, for example. If it happened, and if there was religiously motivated violence, that would be news in this country. In Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia and other Muslim countries, it's just business as usual.

Regarding your silly contention that we "guys" want to convert or kill all of you; only uncivilized people want to kill others. Also, unlike in Muslim countries, in America, we have freedom of religion guaranteed us by our Constitution. Neat, huh?

Personally speaking, besides being generally civilized, I'm politically a libertarian, which means I specifically do not believe in violence to another person or another person's property. In short: My right to punch you in the nose ends where your nose begins. (It's a metaphor - look up the word; I'm not just talking about noses here, but being anti-violence in general.)

I do, however, believe we must defend ourselves against the uncivilized who seek to convert or kill us because we don't believe as they do. 9/11, perhaps, rings a bell?

It's Muslims who are murdering their own people and others in the name of their religion. All the vulgarities in the world you toss at me don't change that.

I suggest you stop wasting your time swearing at me, and start speaking out to the violence-advocating Muslims, and like Wafa Sultan, Ayan Hirsi Ali, and others, encourage them to eschew violence for democracy, freedom of speech, and Enlightenment values. -Amy Alkon

PS Isn't it amazing how a person can write an entire message without saying "shit," "fuck," or "slut" -- well, except when quoting you.

PPS You'd better thank whatever god you believe in, sans evidence that god actually exists, that I am such a passionate believer in freedom of speech that I don't give in to my temptation to drop an e-mail to abuse@kp.org with your IP address and the contents of your posts and this e-mail which you seem to have written while on the job. Do a little something for me, though, won't you dear? Do tell me what you do there at Kaiser. (I'm hoping you're a security guard, not on the medical staff.)

Photo of a real hoe here.

And kudos to Martin for calling Muzzie's bluff.