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That is quite possibly the gayest dog I have ever seen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Steve Daniels
at December 8, 2007 10:28 AM
Thank you. P.S. My boyfriend shows what a man he is by taking care of her when I'm away. He's 6'4" and a guy-guy.
Of course, walking her does have fringe benefits for a guy. He reports that 20-something model-actress-spokeswaitresses who would normally ignore him come running, squealing, and beg to pet the dog.
...I have the sense that even in her seventies, with her wig and her dentures, she could still haul your ass into the back room at a Sunday brunch and fuck you into metric thirds. And you'll never guess who agrees with me.
Crid
at December 8, 2007 11:04 AM
Make no mistake, I love Joan Collins. And there were some pretty witty cracks about her in that piece you linked to.
I'm a big fan of both Joan and Lucy. I like mammals who live large. (And I will note that Joan, from all reports, appears to have been a decent mother to her three offspring amid all the torrid affairs. I admire her time management skills.)
marion
at December 9, 2007 5:29 PM
Bill Clinton would happily fuck a leather couch so I don't see what that proves.
Todd Fletcher
at December 9, 2007 9:12 PM
Clinton has enough charisma in person to get the couch to get up and blow him. (Heard him speak in Arkansas at an alternative newspaper conference, and no, I didn't get within touching distance.)
That is quite possibly the gayest dog I have ever seen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Steve Daniels at December 8, 2007 10:28 AM
Thank you. P.S. My boyfriend shows what a man he is by taking care of her when I'm away. He's 6'4" and a guy-guy.
Of course, walking her does have fringe benefits for a guy. He reports that 20-something model-actress-spokeswaitresses who would normally ignore him come running, squealing, and beg to pet the dog.
Amy Alkon at December 8, 2007 10:31 AM
Y'know, we all enjoy making fun of Joan Collins, but...
Crid at December 8, 2007 11:04 AM
...I have the sense that even in her seventies, with her wig and her dentures, she could still haul your ass into the back room at a Sunday brunch and fuck you into metric thirds. And you'll never guess who agrees with me.
Crid at December 8, 2007 11:04 AM
Make no mistake, I love Joan Collins. And there were some pretty witty cracks about her in that piece you linked to.
Amy Alkon at December 8, 2007 11:29 AM
I'm a big fan of both Joan and Lucy. I like mammals who live large. (And I will note that Joan, from all reports, appears to have been a decent mother to her three offspring amid all the torrid affairs. I admire her time management skills.)
marion at December 9, 2007 5:29 PM
Bill Clinton would happily fuck a leather couch so I don't see what that proves.
Todd Fletcher at December 9, 2007 9:12 PM
Clinton has enough charisma in person to get the couch to get up and blow him. (Heard him speak in Arkansas at an alternative newspaper conference, and no, I didn't get within touching distance.)
Amy Alkon at December 10, 2007 12:47 AM
Yeah- I'd fuck Joan.
She's still hot.
Billvie Bicks at December 12, 2007 6:54 PM
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