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Did everyone else know that horndog Albert was sleeping with a Russian spy?
Crid
at October 29, 2019 1:16 AM
Beria thought the Manhattan Project was an American disinformation program. It wasn't until stolen documents from the project was put in font of startled Soviet physicists that he began to realize that the Americans had a sizable head start on the Soviets.
5% containment for the second day in a row. My house stinks like toasted chaparral and the smoke of rich-people's homes. Then I remember I'm not rich, and I feel safe again. We've already had the earthquake this year, so what could possible go wrong?
Can you imagine anything nuttier than trying to charm menstruating women with trite affirmations of pluck and stick-to-it-ivness?
Maybe this is like the razor thing a few months ago… Hell, for all I know, it's the same company. But at this point in America's industrial economy, personal toiletries isn't an especially challenging, or rewarding, corner of the business world... You don't need a lot of geniuses in the office for design, feedstocks and logistics, and you're never going to earn an especially large amount of money anyway. It's been thirty years since Taxpax changed it's name to Tambrands because they were having trouble hiring bright young MBA's for such a mundane product, and they needed to pretend they had other things going on. Maybe these people have nothing better to do than sit in their offices all day reading social media and get pumped up to make a difference in today's bold, woke world.
I hope one of these falls behind a cabinet so that in 2062, a cute little girl can hold it up and go "Christ, Grammaw, what the fuck was going on in 2019??"
Crid
at October 29, 2019 8:42 AM
It's the things that you don't know you don't know that tends to bite you squarely on the ass.
Every current Democratic presidential candidate is advocating an assault on wildlife and habitat conservation in America. It’s fair to assume they don’t know. They, like most Americans, are likely unaware that the bulk of wildlife conservation funding in this country comes from a healthy firearms industry.
I hope one of these falls behind a cabinet so that in 2062, a cute little girl can hold it up and go "Christ, Grammaw, what the fuck was going on in 2019??"
Seems to be an Oz thing, but that doesn't mean it hasn't been appropriated and spread around.
Forget tampons. I wish The Keeper, a reusable gum rubber cup, could get more publicity. Leaving aside the reduced waste factor and the reduced risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, it pays for itself in less than a year.
lenona
at October 29, 2019 10:12 AM
Plausible.
"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."
Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.
The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
Did everyone else know that horndog Albert was sleeping with a Russian spy?
Crid at October 29, 2019 1:16 AM
Beria thought the Manhattan Project was an American disinformation program. It wasn't until stolen documents from the project was put in font of startled Soviet physicists that he began to realize that the Americans had a sizable head start on the Soviets.
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 7:47 AM
https://twitter.com/TSmithFL1/status/1188577001264824322
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 8:11 AM
Don't let them water down the meme like that!
This is one of the all-time great sequences of internet imagery!
Puppies, man.
Crid at October 29, 2019 8:19 AM
5% containment for the second day in a row. My house stinks like toasted chaparral and the smoke of rich-people's homes. Then I remember I'm not rich, and I feel safe again. We've already had the earthquake this year, so what could possible go wrong?
Crid at October 29, 2019 8:26 AM
https://twitter.com/hale_razor/status/1188457782510374913
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 8:35 AM
Can you imagine anything nuttier than trying to charm menstruating women with trite affirmations of pluck and stick-to-it-ivness?
Maybe this is like the razor thing a few months ago… Hell, for all I know, it's the same company. But at this point in America's industrial economy, personal toiletries isn't an especially challenging, or rewarding, corner of the business world... You don't need a lot of geniuses in the office for design, feedstocks and logistics, and you're never going to earn an especially large amount of money anyway. It's been thirty years since Taxpax changed it's name to Tambrands because they were having trouble hiring bright young MBA's for such a mundane product, and they needed to pretend they had other things going on. Maybe these people have nothing better to do than sit in their offices all day reading social media and get pumped up to make a difference in today's bold, woke world.
I hope one of these falls behind a cabinet so that in 2062, a cute little girl can hold it up and go "Christ, Grammaw, what the fuck was going on in 2019??"
Crid at October 29, 2019 8:42 AM
It's the things that you don't know you don't know that tends to bite you squarely on the ass.
https://thefederalist.com/2019/10/28/how-democrats-gun-control-plans-would-wreck-wildlife-conservation/
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 8:50 AM
I hope one of these falls behind a cabinet so that in 2062, a cute little girl can hold it up and go "Christ, Grammaw, what the fuck was going on in 2019??"
Seems to be an Oz thing, but that doesn't mean it hasn't been appropriated and spread around.
https://www.trulydeeply.com.au/2015/09/lets-talk-about-tampons-truly-deeply-brand-agency/
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 8:54 AM
Who's yer daddy?
Baghdadi!
Ah-heh-hehe
Stinky the Clown at October 29, 2019 8:54 AM
Truck eating bridge to be raised 6". Will that help?
https://boingboing.net/2019/10/28/sad-news-truck-eating-bridge.html
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 9:03 AM
Forget tampons. I wish The Keeper, a reusable gum rubber cup, could get more publicity. Leaving aside the reduced waste factor and the reduced risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, it pays for itself in less than a year.
lenona at October 29, 2019 10:12 AM
Plausible.
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-uncovers-evidence-hero-dog-sniffed-butts
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 10:14 AM
https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/entertainment-media-male-dominated-films/
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 10:20 AM
Oh, but it's much easier to blame climate change and/or PG&E instead of government policies that make clearing dead undergrowth difficult.
https://twitter.com/SeattleSix/status/1188820094907895809
I R A Darth Aggie at October 29, 2019 10:27 AM
Brilliant tweet.
Crid at October 29, 2019 11:38 AM
Some gender reveal folks apparently created a pipe bomb by mistake.
mpetrie98 at October 29, 2019 12:34 PM
Well . . . bye!
mpetrie98 at October 29, 2019 12:35 PM
Ballot harvesting: what could POSSIBLY go WRONG???
mpetrie98 at October 29, 2019 1:03 PM
Child abuse:
The Dangerous Lessons the Left Is Teaching Our Kids
mpetrie98 at October 29, 2019 1:07 PM
STDs are sexist, reports CNN's Sandee-with-two-'E's.
No mention of HIV.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at October 29, 2019 3:38 PM
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