Hummer And Dummer
Dullard noticed it's been at almost 48 hours since I ranted against SUVs, and suggested this tidbit -- a man in a Hummer who tried to pick a fight with cops who stopped him to ticket him for tossing garbage out the behemoth's window:
The passenger, Robert Hurd, 30, of Trask Avenue, climbed down from the truck and officers told him he would receive a littering summons."We'll settle this like men so take off your badge and we'll go in the schoolyard and fight," Hurd allegedly told the officers, and then approached them with his fists waving, according to reports.
Hurd was arrested and charged with obstruction of justice, resisting arrest and aggravated assault, police said.
Neanderthal Man!...Prehistoric, yet modern!
What an ass.
Reminds me of this Detroit-area man (don't know if he drives a hummer though):
Crusader Nabbed By Michigan Cops
Medieval sword, mallet, armor no match for ye olde Taser
AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene.
Claire at August 11, 2005 6:19 AM
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