Twittering Mad As Hell
McCain's thumbs are leaving skid marks on his BlackBerry (or, perhaps, they're the thumbs of somebody on his staff). In The New York Times, MoDo chronicles McCain's Twitterings about the Porkulus:

Before the Senate resoundingly defeated a McCain amendment on Tuesday that would have shorn 9,000 earmarks worth $7.7 billion from the $410 billion spending bill, the Arizona senator twittered lists of offensive bipartisan pork, including:

• $2.1 million for the Center for Grape Genetics in New York. "quick peel me a grape," McCain twittered.

• $1.7 million for a honey bee factory in Weslaco, Tex.

• $1.7 million for pig odor research in Iowa.

• $1 million for Mormon cricket control in Utah. "Is that the species of cricket or a game played by the brits?" McCain tweeted.

• $819,000 for catfish genetics research in Alabama.

• $650,000 for beaver management in North Carolina and Mississippi.

• $951,500 for Sustainable Las Vegas. (McCain, a devotee of Vegas and gambling, must really be against earmarks if he doesn't want to "sustain" Vegas.)

• $2 million "for the promotion of astronomy" in Hawaii, as McCain twittered, "because nothing says new jobs for average Americans like investing in astronomy."

• $167,000 for the Autry National Center for the American West in Los Angeles. "Hopefully for a Back in the Saddle Again exhibit," McCain tweeted sarcastically.

• $238,000 for the Polynesian Voyaging Society in Hawaii. "During these tough economic times with Americans out of work," McCain twittered.

• $200,000 for a tattoo removal violence outreach program to help gang members or others shed visible signs of their past. "REALLY?" McCain twittered.

• $209,000 to improve blueberry production and efficiency in Georgia.

"When do we turn off the spigots?" Senator McCain said in his cri de coeur on the Senate floor. "Haven't we learned anything? Bills like this jeopardize our future."