Well, you certainly set that young girl straight. However, eight hours a day of porn?
I love naked women, but pornography is so poorly done, I don't know how anybody stands it for more than 5-10 minutes.
We need much better pornographers in America. I would pay taxes to get it, if necessary. I guess if it gets good enough, it is called "erotica."
I have a theory: In the USA, it is okay to show a man shooting his wife dead in the chest with a gun on TV. But he cannot tenderly kiss his wife's breasts on TV.
(Yes, I know the sentence construction is terrible, sort of like "I was on the patio chasing a cat with a broom in my underwear." But you know what I mean).
Therefore, after decades of this sexual repression, we have pretty good crime dramas and action scenes, and lousy pornography.
I say we go 50 years with violence outlawed on TV, but sex okay.
Maybe if we get first-rate producers and writers on the sex beat, we will get better pornography.

I-hole

Porn is for lazy people.

If avid porn watchers spent the same amount of time learning to be good lovers (and learning more about their partners, well let's just say "appetite") and fucking regularly, the world would be a better place (and the porn market would be out of business).

btw, for someone who is a self professed writer and “bleeds ink” (as you put it on the grocery thread) –if your editorial on chasing fuzzy creatures around a patio in your britches was meant to be erotic, well, don’t quit your day job.
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Good response, Amy.

Feeble: That sentence, first crafted by the late and loved columnist Jack Smith of the Los Angeles Times, was meant to show how poor sentence construction does not prevent understanding--although, evidently, Jack Smith never counted on your rather limited intellect and sense of humor.

Amy, I think you forgot to close comments here - now you'll have two discussions in different places on the same comment.

> Porn is for lazy people.

Or guys whose wives won't put out any more...

Or guys between relationships...

Who whacks off when they have the flu? Then again, there are a lot of half used kleenexes lying around...

>>That sentence, first crafted by the late and >>loved

So you quoted a late great and didn't provide the author as a source. Does that not prevent understanding?

I don't make a practice of basing my intellect on being able to pick-up on obscure quotes from columnists I wasn't around to read for the majority of their career.

Since you said you were an author (and a quite narcissistic one at that), I assumed you were quoting yourself.

Or guys whose wives won't put out any more...

Or guys between relationships...
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Im quite certain, if they were doing their homework on what makes a good lover, neither of these would ever be a problem.

:)

If avid porn watchers spent the same amount of time learning to be good lovers (and learning more about their partners, well let's just say "appetite") and fucking regularly, the world would be a better place (and the porn market would be out of business).

The issue with that is you have to have a willing partner that is actually interested in sex, enjoys it as much as you do, and is willing to accommodate their partner's desires.

I have been with partners (fortunately only a short time) that no matter how much you made sure she got off, and it was enjoyable experience, was happy with only once a week.