TSA Myths And Realities
The reality is, brains are not employed in creating or applying the rules -- in who gets extra look-up-your-ass checks by TSA workers, who, by the way, are not required to have a high school diploma. (These people wouldn't get a job cleaning the toilets at El Al, where highly trained profilers aren't looking for questionable items but questionable people.)
Lizette Alvarez, in The New York Times, writes of the "Myth/Buster" item from the TSA website, and the reality:
Myth: The No-Fly list includes an 8-year-old boy.Buster: No 8-year-old is on a T.S.A. watch list.
"Meet Mikey Hicks," said Najlah Feanny Hicks, introducing her 8-year-old son, a New Jersey Cub Scout and frequent traveler who has seldom boarded a plane without a hassle because he shares the name of a suspicious person. "It's not a myth."
Michael Winston Hicks's mother initially sensed trouble when he was a baby and she could not get a seat for him on their flight to Florida at an airport kiosk; airline officials explained that his name "was on the list," she recalled.
The first time he was patted down, at Newark Liberty International Airport, Mikey was 2. He cried.
After years of long delays and waits for supervisors at every airport ticket counter, this year's vacation to the Bahamas badly shook up the family. Mikey was frisked on the way there, then more aggressively on the way home.
"Up your arms, down your arms, up your crotch -- someone is patting your 8-year-old down like he's a criminal," Mrs. Hicks recounted. "A terrorist can blow his underwear up and they don't catch him. But my 8-year-old can't walk through security without being frisked."
...Mrs. Hicks said the family was amused by the mistake at first. But that amusement quickly turned to annoyance and anger. It should not take seven years to correct the problem, Mrs. Hicks said. She applied for redress in December when she first heard about the Department of Homeland Security's program.
"I understand the need for security," she added. "But this is ridiculous. It's quite clear that he is 8 years old, and while he may have terroristic tendencies at home, he does not have those on a plane."
Once again, a note to all of those who think it's a great idea to insert government into health care -- do you want this sort of hassle when you're trying to get a CT scan?
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There won't be any CT scans. They'll just have some goon feel you up, and then diagnose you.
Cousin Dave at January 16, 2010 7:35 AM
This was a topic on another thread here recently. (Per Reynolds.)
I suppose you could always just pack a genuine heater, too, but that's probably just another thing to lose or have stolen at the hotel.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at January 16, 2010 7:47 AM
You've just solved the CT scan shortage here in Canada.
The new airport scanners should all be medical grade scanners. Doctors would have a seat next to the security staff, and patients who need a scan would just have to book a flight!
...if the patient needs immediate medical attention, no problem! They are already in the airport, so they just have to book a flight to the nearest American hospital.
EarlW at January 16, 2010 9:49 AM
This merely illustrates another flaw in the TSA system. The lack of ability (or willingness) to use logic and deductive reasoning when confronted with a clearly unreasonable piece of information. If the TSA says that "No 8 year old is on the TSA watch list", the employee should be able to logically think: A (No 8 year old is on the list) + B (this kid is 8 year old)+ C (The kids name is there on the list)= let the kid go....its obviously a mistake. Clearly, either the system doesnt allow for independant decision making or the management is so intimidating and incompetent the workers are afraid to make independant decisions.
Forget "Common sense" there is no such thing. Knowledge, training,competence and ability to make and be accountable for ones decisions is the cornerstone of a successful and safe security system. All componants missing from the TSA and Homeland Security in general.
Jack W at January 16, 2010 10:25 AM
"Once again, a note to all of those who think it's a great idea to insert government into health care -- do you want this sort of hassle when you're trying to get a CT scan?"
Depends, is the nurse hot and female? Will it come with a full body massage afterward?
Anyway, the mother admitted Mickey is a little terrorist at home. Quite probably some IRA bomber type reincarnated. Send out Mulder and Scully to investigate and frisk the kid.
Sio at January 16, 2010 12:56 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/01/tsa-myths-and-r.html#comment-1689319">comment from SioFree rectal exam, I'm guessing, Sio.
Amy Alkon
at January 16, 2010 1:07 PM
OK please explain to me how feeling up an 8 year olds crotch is not molestation. I am guessing contact was made with his genitals and thus is child molestation. How is it that she is not suing the TSA for everything they have.
josephineMO6 at January 16, 2010 1:14 PM
josephineMO6: sovereign immunity?
In any case, all these "and you want these people to run your health care?" posts will look silly once Obama starts healing the sick.
Pseudonym at January 16, 2010 2:49 PM
I'm sure I've mentioned this, but when I was a producer for A Current Affair (last version, not the original), I traveled with 1 way tickets and a press pass ID'ing me as a FOX NEWS employee with a photo. I got stopped every single trip. I asked the TSA granny in Salt Lake City why she was so intent on searching on my La Perla underwire bra while a family in full Muslim outfits sailed through. She told me that I could have the "perfect disguise". As if.
KateC at January 17, 2010 2:07 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/01/tsa-myths-and-r.html#comment-1689532">comment from KateCUnbelievable.
Amy Alkon
at January 17, 2010 2:36 PM
Seriously, I give up. I'm not traveling anywhere anymore. It's too much of a pain in the ass.
Ann at January 18, 2010 8:59 AM
josephineMO6: Same reason it isn't when a medical professional does it (as part of an actual medical examination or treatment) - because child molestation laws actually don't criminalize "touching", but only (typically and for example) touching for purposes of sexual arousal or gratification.
While it's pathetic that such pat-downs occur, it's not legally (or morally) child molestation/"sexual abuse of a minor"/whatever the local version is called.
Sigivald at January 19, 2010 4:33 PM
I traveled from Dayton to Seattle. My carry-on had a mini "Leathermen" tool (knock-off) that I got as a promo gift. At total length it might have been three inches fully open. I forgot I was carrying it.
They confiscated it.
A 40+ white, English speaking, vet with no serious criminal history.
That was on Monday (1/18). But I know how to make field expedient napalm that I could have gotten past security.
It was stupid.
Jim P. at January 19, 2010 8:46 PM
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