A Grasshopper Walked Into A Bard
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There was a young woman from Lexiter,
To whom young men threw sex at her.
One day to be rude,
In town square she lay nude,
And let her parrot, a pervert, take pecks at her.
Eric at June 19, 2012 10:26 AM
PS- I think that was Benny Hill...
Eric at June 19, 2012 10:27 AM
So these two Popes go in to a bar.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at June 19, 2012 1:16 PM
Motivating factors for observed trans-avenue taxis in gallus fowl.
The most minute scanning of ganglia twitches
and predisposing behavioral switches
deep in the genetic code
or reproducing the phenomena in laboratory vermin
has yet to offer a means to determine
why the chicken crossed the road
(Not my best, but it's writ to order.)
Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at June 20, 2012 11:49 AM
A Grasshopper Walked Into A Bard
??
Is it still called beasiality if you use insects?
lujlp at June 20, 2012 5:29 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/06/a-grasshopper-w.html#comment-3238975">comment from lujlpI think some people have a rule: Never have sex with anything with more than four legs.
Amy Alkon
at June 20, 2012 5:36 PM
Argument for sex education?
http://www.cafemom.com/articles/love_sex/139330/sex_toy_mistaken_for_rare
Meloni at June 21, 2012 10:28 PM
Based on the ads on this site, I'm into hot asian chicks and I bleed heavy. Real heavy.
Oh, and I can get pregnant fast. That one has an ominous tone to it.
Meloni at June 21, 2012 10:33 PM
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