A Man With Everything: A Lit-Up Trike Full Of Tecate

Gregg saw this guy with the bike complete with the go-go girl fringe at West Hollywood's Golden Rule liquor store: "Tricked-out three-wheeler, 12-pack of Tecate, doesn't have to worry about anything, and seemed very content with who he was," Gregg said.

Of course, Gregg normally only runs into Jesus or Elvis at the liquor store. "Jesus of Hollywood," he emphasized. (No word on whether Jesus has a special deal with the liquor store to turn water into wine.)

There is, however, the occasional pirate strolling the sidewalk in his neighborhood. (Santa Monica pirates are a little scarier-looking.)

If any of you were wondering why I don't live elsewhere, this is why.