Shoeeeeeeeeeeeees. My weakness.

Since it is Columbus Day sales I might as well celebrate right right?

I don't understand why women don't obsess over the things that normal people obsess over... Like archtops.

Pretty, right?... Girlish and flirty.

Preposterous price. That sometimes happens with celebrity pieces.

This is way-overboard too, but you can see why the guy wants to be audacious with his pricing. That neck is sweet and slender, in a 1960's kinda way, but it was before they started putting the weird lacquers on 'em.

Come home to Daddy, Sweetheart.

(Overpriced, but only by the smallest integer factor.)

This was about when the factory hit the peak of its postwar-cutaway excellence.





Shoes. Yer gonna walk in 'em, right?

Exotic! Shallow-depth, but full acoustic performance... The pickup is attached to the neck, not that soundboard. That is a CRAZY elegant piece.

And this is a wonderful piece. Avant-garde without being avant-annoying.

Know what happens when you walk too much? You're feet get corns! True fact!

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Seriously, this price is irritating. It's plenty clean, and I'm sure it's exactly the one they say it is... But no one thinks 1969 was the best year or anything.

That piece came at the conclusion of a special time in American manufacturing. Rather than pretend some divine celestial spirit rambled across its fretboard, some consideration should be given to moving it through the world so that the excellence of the build can be experienced and, as seen in the examples above, improved upon.

Thank you for your attention to these matters.

Hi, Raddy!

Howthefuck arya?

I never understand why the people who enjoy celebrating Columbus Day get upset when I suggest celebrating Hilter as he was only responsible for 10 million deaths.