Rear Window
I am charmed by my boyfriend who takes pictures of my butt when I am unaware. This was from last night, while I was getting something out of my purse to clean off his hat before we went in to a monthly writer dinner we go to.

Rear Window
I am charmed by my boyfriend who takes pictures of my butt when I am unaware. This was from last night, while I was getting something out of my purse to clean off his hat before we went in to a monthly writer dinner we go to.
One of my favorite Groucho moments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fHmesxUDVz4#t=35s
Eric at October 6, 2012 10:14 AM
And you were just complaining about when TV series do shows about the "backstory..."
clinky at October 6, 2012 11:14 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3363299">comment from clinkyTee hee!
Amy Alkon
at October 6, 2012 11:19 AM
This invites so many fat jokes, but Amy's not fat! How disappointing is that?
I could have said things like "Gregg must have a VERY wide angle lens!" or "I've heard the camera adds ten pounds; how many cameras was Gregg using anyway?"
Patrick at October 6, 2012 11:58 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3363353">comment from PatrickI owe it all to bacon (and now, also, to slow-speed strength training -- per my link below):
Fred Hahn on science-based exercise, and why slow-speed strength training, for just 12-15 minutes a week, will make you healthier than running marathons:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/amyalkon/2012/10/01/advice-goddess-radio-amy-alkon
Amy Alkon
at October 6, 2012 12:05 PM
Nice view. Is the BF going to save it for posterior-ity.
Confused about one thing If this was taken "last night" why is it so bright! I knew LA got a lot of sun but that is ridiculous.
John Paulson at October 6, 2012 12:31 PM
Because, as everyone knows, you can't go into a monthly writers' dinner with a dirty hat!
Old RPM Daddy at October 6, 2012 12:59 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3363433">comment from John PaulsonIt was about 6:15 pm. This thing is great -- the highlight of my month, because the people who go are so interesting -- so we try to get there when it starts (at 6pm). Usually only my realization that I need to change my earrings or lipstick holds us up.
Amy Alkon
at October 6, 2012 1:02 PM
Not meaning to sound nasty but as a compliment, I would tap that so hard her atheistic self would be screaming oh god!
Dragonslayer666 at October 6, 2012 1:46 PM
That ass is 48 years old! You should be proud.
Martin at October 6, 2012 2:02 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3363536">comment from MartinThank you! And my genes. And bacon!
Amy Alkon
at October 6, 2012 3:02 PM
Ok, just this one time.
But we might be really sorry if bloggers started posting ass.
Listen, it's not that I don't strongly admire Kaus and Mead, but....
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 6, 2012 3:38 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3363566">comment from Crid [CridComment at gmail]Hah!
Amy Alkon
at October 6, 2012 4:05 PM
I think a rather large majority of the female world would kill for that rear view.
momof4 at October 6, 2012 5:41 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3363618">comment from momof4Awww...thanks!
Amy Alkon
at October 6, 2012 5:53 PM
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!
Oh, wait, that's your boyfriend taking the picture, (channeling Emily Litella), never mind then, carry on . . .
Charles at October 6, 2012 7:31 PM
P.S. the errors stopped popping up . . .thanks!
Charles at October 6, 2012 7:36 PM
Speaking of tail, follow this link.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 6, 2012 9:30 PM
My Ex used to do this to me, and then show them to his pervy friends as 'proof' he had married a real-honest-to-god woman.
One of them even built a serial killer shrine with them in the backroom of the shoestore where Ex was the manager and uber-perv was one of the salesmen. Pics, candles, velvet draped all over, scared the bejeebus out of me. When I told the Ex to make him take it down he said 'No, Pervy Salesman hasn't had a date since 1970, he needs something to dream about" or some such shyte.
Reason number eleventy-billion why he's my "Ex".
Kat at October 6, 2012 11:25 PM
I can't believe you stick your head in that car without a helmet. Don't you know if you stood up quickly you'd bang your head on the A pillar?
Steve Daniels at October 7, 2012 8:15 AM
> Pics, candles, velvet draped all over, scared
> the bejeebus out of me.
As a rule, I think masculine nature, even disengaged masculine nature, is underrated.
But that's a pretty creepy story.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 7, 2012 9:08 AM
I guess creepy women probably do creepy things like that too, right?
Sure they do.
Right?
Sure.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 7, 2012 8:25 PM
Nice background.
Roger at October 8, 2012 4:43 AM
Arrgggh.....Tis a fine booty, me proud beauty! But I think we'll be needin' more evidence before we can truly say tis the best booty we ever seen......
alittlesense at October 8, 2012 7:53 AM
It's a nice butt, if that's any consolation.
Cousin Dave at October 8, 2012 9:37 AM
All I want to know is, how the hell does Gregg stand still long enough to take a photo? Operating a camera would be the last thing on my mind...
Ltw at October 9, 2012 4:58 AM
I guess creepy women probably do creepy things like that too, right?
Oh, shut up Crid. It may have escaped your attention, but this isn't an argument about the differences between men and women. Amy is showing off her butt, and who can blame her.
Ltw at October 9, 2012 5:22 AM
Fabulous butt. Gregg's photograph illustrates lust and affection and teasing and, I suspect, love, too. He *knows* you're adorable. What's not to like about him? (Rhetorical, don't answer that, no one's business.)
Andre Friedmann at October 9, 2012 7:19 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/rear-window-1.html#comment-3372417">comment from Andre FriedmannThanks, Andre, on all of it. Yep...I lucked out!
And per what somebody wrote above (commenting from my software when I'm supposed to be writing on deadline, so I can't see it), there's a difference on a guy who sneeringly takes butt shots as a sort of photo molestation and a guy who just likes your butt.
Amy Alkon
at October 9, 2012 7:36 AM
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