You're Probably A Drunk, And I Should Be Asking Gregg To Drive Me To Rehab
At least according to the dumbasses at the Center for Disease Control.
Nicole Ciandella writes at Open Market that if you've had 12 alcoholic drinks in the past year, the CDC considers you a "regular drinker." If you're a woman and you've had an average of more than one drink a day, the CDC considers you a heavy drinker. (For men it's two drinks).
I might just consider you French.
I drink about a glass of wine a day. Sometimes, two! I'll often have a glass around 6 p.m. to extend my work day. (Wow, imagine that, a productive sot!)
Then I'll go a day without drinking anything -- usually because I've forgotten to have wine.
I never drive drunk. (I think it's horrible to do that.)
But the notion that you're a heavy drinker...no, let's go to the truly ridiculous one...that you're a "regular drinker" if you've had 12 drinks in the past year...
This is my mother. My parents typically have a bottle of rot (aka Manischewitz) in their refrigerator. (They were leaders in the screwtop wine biz!) And my mother, who only drinks at Jewish holidays and when they say the blessing over the wine at the temple they belong to but otherwise doesn't drink and is pretty ascetic...is now up for the female role in Barfly?
Nicole gets it right:
What's the point of federal health and safety standards that few people will take seriously? When agencies like the CDC are over-cautious and over-stringent, they undermine their authority. And never mind their statistics! The CDC says 50.9% of Americans are regular drinkers--but given what the agency considers "regular," that statistic is fairly meaningless.
"Hi, my name's Amy and I'm an alcoholic: I sometimes have a glass of wine with dinner..."
via @WalterOlson







For what it's worth, the UK defines things a bit more sensibly. They base their results on the quantity of alcohol that begins to affect long-term health.
- For men, no more than 4cl of alcohol per day.
- For women, no more than 3cl of alcohol per day.
In Europe, lots of people drink something alcoholic every day. In southern Germany, having a beer with lunch is pretty normal. In France, a glass of wine with dinner. Personally, I have a whisky every evening while watching the news.
That said, the CDC defines problem drinking quite reasonably: "Drinking is a problem if it causes trouble in your relationships, in school, in social activities, or in how you think and feel."
bradley13 at October 20, 2012 1:25 AM
Let's think about this for a moment. That's one drink a month.
Now, let's hope the CDC doesn't use this definition of "regular" to define bowl habits.
I would say a drink a day is "regular." As in, regularly having a drink with your meal.
The CDC's definition is the same as (about) 0.033 drinks per day being "regular." Unless I'm mistaken, that's about the amount of wine one might get at a Catholic Mass.
I guess we'd better watch out for all those closet Catholics.
Shannon M. Howell at October 20, 2012 6:20 AM
Women who drink 1 or 2 beers a day have higher bone density than teetotalers or less frequent drinkers (it's the silica). 1-2 glasses of wine a day is good for you, too. So......it's my duty to my health to stay tipsy!
We go to an Episcopalian church, they use wine. So once a weekish (I'm not so good about getting there as I'd like to be) all my kids have a little drink o wine. Call AA!
momof4 at October 20, 2012 6:46 AM
That's nothing.
Scientists have recently determined that if you're creative, you're probably crazy.
http://www.innovations-report.com/html/reports/medicine_health/link_creativity_mental_illness_confirmed_203837.html
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at October 20, 2012 8:11 AM
So if I quit today, I'll still be an alcoholic well into the next century...
Eric at October 20, 2012 8:41 AM
I don't drink anymore... and I don't drink any less.
Roger at October 20, 2012 8:54 AM
Mo4 - silica? Silicon dioxide, really?
No. Look it up.
Radwaste at October 20, 2012 9:48 AM
Hmm. So ... practicing Jews have wine on the Sabbath. Practicing Catholics regularly take communion with wine. Smaller than a full glass, granted, but many do this weekly. So does that make every Jew and Catholic in the country a regular drinker?
Hal 10000 (@Hal_RTFLC) at October 20, 2012 10:19 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/youre-probably.html#comment-3397524">comment from Hal 10000 (@Hal_RTFLC)God apparently has stock in Gallo.
Amy Alkon
at October 20, 2012 12:34 PM
You drink for the alcohol just like hemp-heads smoke for the THC. No alcohol and you wouldn't drink beer, wine and the like. Once a month is still regular use of alcohol.
Amy, so you are happy with driving when you have been drinking, just not drunk? I feel so safe with people on the road who have been drinking and only blow a .06, safely under the arrest limit, but by no means unimpaired.
Jay J. Hector at October 20, 2012 3:41 PM
Jay J,
I would agree, if the definition was once a month. However, 12 times in the prior 12 months isn't quite the same.
I know many people who don't drink in their own homes, but will have a glass at a wedding, holiday party, etc. So, if they go to 6 personal events and 6 holiday events (New Year's, Christmas, etc) but don't drink otherwise, this defines them as regular. I'd just say "popular."
Shannon M. Howell at October 20, 2012 5:50 PM
Jim P. at October 20, 2012 10:38 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/10/youre-probably.html#comment-3398158">comment from Jay J. HectorAmy, so you are happy with driving when you have been drinking, just not drunk?
My friend Susan and I got to the LA Observed party at 6:20 pm, at which time I had a single glass of wine. I then had some of Susan's water, which she poured into my wine glass. We left at 9:20. Unimpaired. I don't drive impaired. Which is why I only had one glass of wine when I got there -- no more.
Had Gregg been in town, he would have been driving us, and I probably would have had a second glass over that period of time, since I'd had dinner.
Any questions?
Amy Alkon
at October 20, 2012 11:44 PM
Hmm, an argument about impairment.
How much weed, coke, heroin or meth do you have to do to be "impaired"?
Want drugs legalized? Name those standards and produce the tests.
Radwaste at October 21, 2012 2:36 AM
@Jay: A bit of alcohol may slow the reactions. So does tired at the end of the day. Or being a distracted by listening to a radio talk show. Or thinking about problems at work or at home. Or any of a million other things.
You sound like a safety freaks. So: let's limit BAC to 0.0%, outlaw driving while tired, remove radios from cars, not allow the passengers to talk with the driver, etc., etc.
Alternatively, we could just be realistic, and insist on a reasonable standard of safety. If I drink a beer after work, before driving home, it's really none of your business. Heck, if it makes you feel better, I may be a safer driver, for having de-stressed after a long day at work.
a_random_guy at October 21, 2012 3:49 AM
>>Want drugs legalized? Name those standards and produce the tests.
How much nicotine, caffeine or cold medicine does it take to impair your driving? Make those things illegal quick, because we don't have any standards or tests to protect us from drivers under their influence.
The real problem with the "standards and tests" argument is that they do not prove impairment, they are there solely so the police can arrest you and make the charge stick. They have little to nothing to do with public safety. Public safety can be addressed by,"hey that guy is weaving, pull him over." Not by, "I pulled you over because your tail light is out and hey I think your eyes are a little dilated, take this test so I can arrest you and make it stick regardless of whether you are actually impaired or not."
assholio at October 21, 2012 8:46 AM
Dietary silicon, sorry. Shouldn't have relied on memory for something I read a few years ago. The point remains.
momof4 at October 21, 2012 9:47 AM
Assholio - first, you used "two wrongs", then you used a "straw man". Both are fallacies. I want you to tell me how to screen the handlers of Plutonium and other fissile materials for drug use.
Yes, it matters.
Radwaste at October 22, 2012 3:08 AM
Shit, I'm a downright drunk according to this.
I generally have at least glass of wine a day either with dinner or after rehearsal while winding down. I also regularly enjoy a couple of glasses when out with friends. In fact, if I am ever not drinking wine when out with friends, I am usually met with a barrage of questions about whether I am feeling okay.
Frankly, me without coffee is more of a public health threat than my glass of Pinot Noir a day "habit". Come to think of it, me without wine might be considered a public health threat, too; It's the only down time I get and I greatly look forward to it. I don't smoke. I don't eat bad food. I don't do any sort of other than the occasional asprin, Clariton, or prescribed anti-biotic. I am in great shape and perfectly healthy. Wine and coffee are my only vices. If anyone tries to take them from me, however, their health may be in serious question.
Sabrina at October 22, 2012 5:42 AM
Let me re-try....
I don't do any sort of DRUGS other than the occasional asprin, Clariton, or prescribed anti-biotic.
Dang...
Sabrina at October 22, 2012 5:44 AM
You're all missing the point. The point is not to define reasonable health standards. The point is to punish Americans for enjoying a high standard of living. That's what motivates most of what government, and the self-appointed leadership class, does today.
Cousin Dave at October 22, 2012 9:11 AM
"You drink for the alcohol just like hemp-heads smoke for the THC. No alcohol and you wouldn't drink beer, wine and the like." -Jay J
Actually, that's not always true. My father-in-law drinks Busch NA, exclusively. I think it's completely gross (but I think beer is gross too!), but that's what he likes! He actually brings that stuff to our house when he visits because he doesn't drink anything else.
Angie at October 22, 2012 11:29 AM
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