The problem is the flavors. PBR really sucks if you actually taste it. ;-)

I never drink beer. Solves the problem!

(Frankly, all beer smells like it tastes like a cat peed and farted in a bottle.)

Well, technically beer is the watery diarrhea and urine of bacteria filtered thru mud.

Lujlp - your mind works in a wierd way. Funny as hell, kinda like George Carlin on that one.

This made me giggle, because my hipster No 1 daughter is a beer snob that will only drink German brews and the occasional microbrew. I am definitely going to use Lujlp's description of beer on her next time we talk!
Oh, yeah, she's a hipster. Makes me sad sometimes, but it does make for funny stories when she clashes with daughter No 2, who's going thru her angsty Goth phase ;)

> the next person who makes fun of me for
> drinking only white wine.

Yo.

I'll tell that to the next person who makes fun of me for drinking only white wine.

Dont know that wine is better. Sure it inst generally filtered thru diatomaceous earth(mud) but some brands are.

Plus from what I understand the really expensive brands get a little extra flavor from the sweat and foot fungus of the stompers

Had a bit of a germaphobe phase growing up. Those of you who get soda from gas station, resturant, and theater fountains would gag in horror if you knew what grown between the main machine and the spray nozzel.

Most fish hatchey water filters are cleaner

Had a bit of a germaphobe phase growing up.

Do not, under any circumstances, eat candy dispensed from those quarters machines. I will never forget the night I watched a vendor plunge his hand deep into the backside of his netherlands just prior to filling up the island of dispensers at the mall.

I dont' care. I've eaten more than the "peck o' dirt" my great-gran told me I'd have to eat in a lifetime in order to stay healthy.

That said, gimme red. Over white. Any time. Except with seafood. Because I love this! With shrimp scampi (sans pasta), and a piece of dark chocolate for dessert!

You still married?