Is this ink or fabric?

Computer dating.

I'm butch and sensible and immune to sentimentality.

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Ladies! Use your cell phone camera to make a sex video for your boyfriend.

I used to make my dates do this. I did not hold a laser.

Crid - did she just drag a dead cat out of the camera shot?

Oh, I will be able to tell the difference between dog and cat tracks by the end of the month, I hope. Finally getting my cataracts out this month. I actually don't have much practice with cat tracks in snow. My three Minnesota cats don't do snow, don't do cold either.

I was just reading the blog, view from the porch, and she described herself about being cold. Of course, I thought of Crid.

"One of the downsides of being heartless is that an entirely convection-powered circulatory system isn't very good at keeping me warm in the winter."

How dare you. How dare you. I just happen to live in a place with an ocean-moderated mean anny temp of 64.3 °F.

Happenstance. Totes co-winky-dink. It's not like I have to, being compelled by temperament, or anything like that.

Besides, didn't you ever hear that expression the kids use nowadays, "Brad's girlfriend is a real kitten-killer!"?