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The Linkacademy Awards
Starring Rene Zellweger...carsick...or something, and leading men who used to look like movie stars who now look like Grizzly Adams. Also, Russell Crowe had to sing and Anne Hathaway's nipples won an Oscar. (She came up with them to claim it.)

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Listen, the Oscars are for old people.

If there's anything good about the FL passing out trophies there, and there isn't, it's this: It might mean that the Obamas and all that they represent are becoming passé.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 5:42 AM

It's fun not to watch a minute of the Oscars and then read the important stuff on Twitter, which is limited to 140 characters. In this way, I learned last night that Jennifer Lawrence is the same thing as Renee Zellwegger, only 50% younger and 20% prettier. So all of life's a circle.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 6:59 AM

Scots.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 7:05 AM

Remember: Her mouth is America's Finest Celebrity Orifice™.

Snark.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 7:18 AM

Feebie.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 7:19 AM

Deft.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 7:22 AM

Maybe I could learn to like her, though.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at February 25, 2013 8:18 AM