Somebody, somewhere, is writing a check for this guy's education.

http://gawker.com/5987744/manhattan-art-school-confiscates-refrigerator-full-of-semen-from-student

Please make time to consider the arguments here.

It wasn't the worst weekend.

Gog, my neighborhood has a Tower of Jizz.

Doesn't yours?

"#JIZZ"

Aspiration.

Remember... He's not kidding.

Amy: I think you may be as fascinated with this TED Talks seminar (17 minutes) about how internet porn has rewired the male brain, leading to an addiction to constant dopamine needs. When the brain can't process enough dopamine, depression and anxiety become a clinical issue.

http://www.upworthy.com/this-is-what-happens-when-kids-grow-up-on-unlimited-access-to-pornography?c=ufb1

Music career flailing? Get you some headlines, ANY headlines, stat!

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2013/02/26/morrissey-cancels-on-kimmel-over-duck-dynasty/?iref=obnetwork

Eric's just embarrassed because his town doesn't have a proud Tower of Jizz™ standing firm and erect in the morning sun.

It's a cryogenic facility, understand? It's frozen solid, Eric.

That's right: Jizzsicles!

God only knows what's going to happen to this neighborhood with the earthquake comes and the power gets shut off and it melts in the California sunshine.

We lost our community jizz receptacle a few years back... you may remember it from Benny and Joon. We lost a lot of good jizz that day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iOv9yPAgn8

A fortune in duck calls?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMUn22-8On8

http://jhpolitics.com/2013/03/florida-student-suspended-for-stopping-armed-gunman/

Luj,

WTF?

I think the school board needs a suspension, let alone the principal and staff.