Coffee Spill In Southern California
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Better head to Staples for more paper.
JFP at March 1, 2013 9:24 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/coffee-spill-in.html#comment-3628692">comment from JFPUm, that'll be Office Depot, Office Max, or someplace else.
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/02/28/staples_easy_re.html
Amy Alkon
at March 1, 2013 9:31 AM
I believe coffee abuse is a felony is all fifty states.
Sabrina at March 1, 2013 10:09 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/coffee-spill-in.html#comment-3628745">comment from SabrinaI'm sure it's in here: Three Felonies A Day.
Amy Alkon
at March 1, 2013 10:10 AM
Be sure to file for some FEMA money to contain such a spill. And maybe a lawsuit here or there :P TGIF
Patrick at March 1, 2013 10:32 AM
At least you didn't spill it on your laptop. Them's harder to dry out!
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at March 1, 2013 10:48 AM
Quick, someone call the EPA, this is a toxic spill! I can see six figure fines in your future, missy!
I R A Darth Aggie at March 1, 2013 10:49 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/coffee-spill-in.html#comment-3628808">comment from Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com)At least you didn't spill it on your laptop.
I have wildly strict rules about where laptops and liquids can go in relation to each other.
Amy Alkon
at March 1, 2013 11:03 AM
How many wired pigeons has this spill caused? Each drenched in the black oil, each requiring a painstaking and careful cleaning?
How much undigested coffee will be found filling their stomachs?
jerry at March 1, 2013 12:07 PM
"How many wired pigeons has this spill caused?"
News Item: "California wildlife officials expressed bewilderment when Los Angelenos reported pigeons flying at approximately 200 mph across the L.A. landcape."
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at March 1, 2013 12:14 PM
"dry out"?
I live in Seattle and don't understand what that means.
JD at March 1, 2013 5:21 PM
That means you give up drinking, you lush. :-p
Jim P. at March 1, 2013 7:23 PM
You sure did a good job of shoveling the snow off of your sidewalk Amy.
Dave B at March 1, 2013 9:51 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/coffee-spill-in.html#comment-3629172">comment from Dave BHah - thanks, Dave B.
Amy Alkon
at March 1, 2013 9:58 PM
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