International "I'm Embarrassed" Day
Apparently, March 8 was "International Woman's Day."
Thanks, but I don't need a holiday because I have a vagina.
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Please let me know when International Man's Day comes.
dee nile at March 16, 2013 4:04 AM
I'm holding out for International White Male Oppressor Day myself. With a parade.
MarkD at March 16, 2013 5:49 AM
Unfortunately, dee nile, there is such a thing. I assumed there wasn't, and had to change the blog post! (I typically check things before posting so as to look like less of an ass.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day
Amy Alkon at March 16, 2013 6:10 AM
Word on the street was that it was your vagina asking for the holiday....
(I am so so sorry.)
jerry at March 16, 2013 7:52 AM
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/swedish-mannequins-cause-a-controversy--192108535.html
Here's some more feel-good crap you can make fun of for no fucking reason.
Human at March 16, 2013 8:01 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/international-i.html#comment-3644019">comment from jerryWord on the street was that it was your vagina asking for the holiday.... (I am so so sorry.)
Wasn't my vagina. My vagina has been rereading Remembrance of Things Past.
Amy Alkon
at March 16, 2013 8:09 AM
must... not... comment...
Radwaste at March 16, 2013 8:23 AM
Please let me know when International Man's Day comes.
March 14. Blowjob and Steak day.
I R A Darth Aggie at March 16, 2013 11:45 AM
I think politically correct progressive people consider all days that are not specifically designated to honor some progressively esteemed, politically correct victim group to be International White Man Day.
Ken R at March 16, 2013 6:14 PM
Tweet.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at March 16, 2013 6:31 PM
Well, I got an IUD that day, so I guess I was celebrating without even knowing it.
Sosij at March 17, 2013 1:54 PM
I found your statement ambiguous. You don't think your vagina is a reason for giving you a holiday, or the fact that you have one is holiday enough? ;)
Grey Ghost at March 18, 2013 7:28 AM
You don't, because you live in the US. As you often point out, other places suck to be a woman. This day is for them.
NicoleK at March 19, 2013 10:51 AM
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