"Failure Face" from A Boy Named Charlie Brown, as performed by the Bitches of Eastwick, aka Lucy Van Pelt, Violet Gray and Patty (surname never revealed). These three are so over-the-top cruel that it's a wonder they drive Charlie Brown into a school shooting.

Now, that would have made a different sort of Charlie Brown special. "It's Columbine All Over Again, Charlie Brown."

So you ate at a Mexican restaurant that was less-than-pristine and ended up with ... um ... gastrointestinal ... um ... distress?

They'd like to apologize by giving you some more of their food.

Gog, that's hilarious! "We're sorry our food made you shit blood. Here's some more to make up for it."

I think there was a South Park episode that alluded to something like that. Chipotle made Cartman crap blood, and Kyle was totally perplexed as to why he would keep eating it if that was the result.

In fact, they had a Billy Mays type product to treat the issue, "Chipotle-Away" to clean the blood stains off the underwear. (Yes, I'm aware that South Park is completely gross.)

I think it was called "Dead Celebrities."

@Patrick: "'Failure Face' from A Boy Named Charlie Brown, as performed by the Bitches of Eastwick, aka Lucy Van Pelt, Violet Gray and Patty (surname never revealed)."

I haven't seen that movie in a long time, but I've always been fond of it. One of my favorite scenes was Schroeder playing the second movement to Beethoven's Piano Sonata Number 8, as fantastic imagery surrounds him. I'd post a link, but YouTube is blocked at the office. Should be pretty easy to find there, though.

Old RPM Daddy: I think you mean this. There's a scene with Lucy at first. Then after she leaves, he goes into a Sonata.

From the annals of stuff you really didn't want to know: the Ig Noble awards through the years, including a cure for hiccups (most likely, you'd want to go ahead and keep the hiccups).

And, for you folks that have never heard it, here it is . . .

Country Tranvestite Song