Let's start the morning with some cool ghost stories! These spectres are said to haunt the National Museum of the United States Air Force at Wright-Patterson AFB, Dayton Ohio.

Now, I grew up near there, and I've been to the museum many, many times, but I never saw any ghosts. Still, the stories are spooky.

By the way, if you ever find yourself out that way, the museum's an interesting place to spend an afternoon, ghosts or no ghosts. They've crammed everything from the Wright Brothers to the most modern day jets into the place.

Shots fired in the capitol, unfortunately no congress critters were killed

Sure, the rape was telepathic.

But the bullets were real.

Best. Mugshots. Ever.

Oh my God!! I'm a serial telepathic rapist!!

Halle Berry, Jennifer Connoley and Sharon Stone, please forgive me! Or at least call.

Gog, I love it.

(And that woman needs to worry about raped like I need to worry about getting pregnant.)