Today's Greggism
Boyfriend: "You're feigning helplessness to exploit male labor?"
Me: "You mean it's Saturday?"
Sign to be hung by exploited boyfriend later today:

Today's Greggism
Boyfriend: "You're feigning helplessness to exploit male labor?"
Me: "You mean it's Saturday?"
Sign to be hung by exploited boyfriend later today:





Interesting sign. I'd pay attention to it, though I wonder about the circumstances behind its being posted.
John A at December 7, 2013 11:45 AM
Amy...
At least didn't reply with a devastating comeback, like:
"Of COURSE not, I only feign helplessness for mediocre sex....."
Mind you, that would have been a VERY different blog entry... (evil grin)
Keith Glass at December 7, 2013 11:59 AM
The "circumstances," John A? Simply that I love my little Chinese Crested and want to be mindful that I watch that she's on the porch or tell her to "stay" when I go out the gate to get the mail, etc.
I would be heartbroken to lose her and the breeders I got her from trust me to take good care of her. They have many people who want their dogs and I let them know she'd have a safe and happy home with me.
Amy Alkon at December 7, 2013 12:28 PM
Amy,
Being serious ( for a change...), that's pretty much **ANY** decent human-dog relationship. They really **ARE** family...
Keith Glass at December 7, 2013 1:18 PM
þ: Reynolds.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 7, 2013 1:25 PM
Offtopic: I try to pick a fight with Lenona here, but fear it's too late.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 7, 2013 1:30 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/12/todays-greggism.html#comment-4099578">comment from Crid [CridComment at gmail]That parking note lit up my life, Cridster.
Oh, and for anyone whose knowledge of French sucks less than mine, opinions on translation of "Gare au chien," please.
Beware of dog?
Park your dog?
Station your dog?
Watch out for your dog? (really "Beware of," perhaps)
Any of these serve my purpose: "Hey, Denseface; don't let the dog out."
Amy Alkon
at December 7, 2013 1:32 PM
Militant Islam stabs at the pulsing heart of sustainable modernity!!!!
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 7, 2013 1:37 PM
Never mind the dog. Beware of Owner.
Dave B at December 7, 2013 3:59 PM
Who is this Gary Chen guy?
Radwaste at December 7, 2013 4:05 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/12/todays-greggism.html#comment-4099971">comment from Dave BOh, Dave B, I love that idea. That's a sign I want: "Beware Of Dog Owner."
Amy Alkon
at December 7, 2013 5:18 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/12/todays-greggism.html#comment-4099976">comment from Amy AlkonJust looked (have to go back to radio prep). Unfortunately, they all seem to have guns on them and/or say "Forget the dog."
Will see about getting one/making one.
Amy Alkon
at December 7, 2013 5:22 PM
I used to work an office job where a lot of 'dont steal other peoples food' note were posted all over the fridge.
I made a chicken linguine dish and accidentally didnt cook the chicken thoroughly enough. I uncovered the food thief they'd been searching for for over a year my second week on the job. Oddly enough they werent grateful.
lujlp at December 7, 2013 9:42 PM
Yeah, those of us who live in the real world always forget that a silhouette of the front of a gun is considered a threat in California.
Jim P. at December 7, 2013 10:18 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/12/todays-greggism.html#comment-4100585">comment from Jim P.Gregg advises against putting any sort of sign on the outside of my fence. Gregg is wise. I was impulsive.
Amy Alkon
at December 7, 2013 11:57 PM
"Dog Station"? Did I miss a clever pun somewhere?
Kim du Toit at December 9, 2013 8:16 PM
"Beware of dog," actually.
Amy Alkon at December 9, 2013 8:37 PM
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