The Federal Government As Surrogate Parents
Charles Schumer is a big proponent of this, now suggesting that the feds must create a program to outfit autistic kids with tracking devices.
Not surprisingly, it's yet another law named after a dead person (usually a dead child) -- "Avonte's Law," named after 14-year-old Avonte Oquendo who disappeared October 4 and was found dead on January 16 along the East River shoreline in New York.
From the Salon link above:
As Ted Frank, editor of the Center for Legal Policy's "Point of Law" website, noted in January:My rule of thumb is a strong presumption that any law named after a victim is poor public policy enacted by legislators who confuse voting against a law with voting against an innocent person.
If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to take care of you child's needs, not that of other citizens, via our taxes and federal government meddling. If I had a kid who wandered off, I might get one of these rather inexpensive devices for dog tracking. (I considered getting one for Aida, but they're bigger than she is and I'm very careful when I open the gate so she doesn't get out.)
Of course, autistic kids often have problems with the feel of certain fabrics and substances and that's something unknown here. What are they going to do, inject them with chips?
via @TimCushing








Why spend money on a chip? Just give 'em a cell phone with Angry Birds and Google Maps and let the government track them.
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/nsa-apps-smartphones-leaky/2014/01/28/id/549485
Conan the Grammarian at January 28, 2014 11:40 AM
I could have been diagnosed with autism when I was four years old. I'd sure hate to think that the first thing they would have done is stick a device or chip on me to make certain I wasn't going to wind up dead somewhere (or just make it easier to find my body in the bottom of a creek). Regardless of any possible diagnosis, my parents knew full well to always know where I was at any given time.
Fayd at January 28, 2014 2:22 PM
Once this is accomplished it will be easier to make everyone receive a chip implant - and then allow exceptions for special cases.
Senator Feinstein, for instance, or TSA security guards.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at January 28, 2014 2:53 PM
I liked that dog tracker- my pooch falls in love with every stranger he meets and follows them around, and if another stranger passes by well he just decides to follow that person and so on. Though with kids he will follow them but then they want to play and since that means exercise he sure as hell ain't having any of that--so he just begins to roll on the concrete stubbornly refusing to engage them. That's when the kids return him to me with disappointed eyes. They like him because he is curious looking but dislike him because he is not particularly playful like my previous dog.
However he does love playing kitchen with the girls but that's because they spoon feed him kibbles dipped in warm water.
Ppen at January 28, 2014 5:11 PM
I suggest we install the tracking device on Sen. Schumer and see what happens.
Radwaste at January 28, 2014 5:26 PM
I'm surprised parents aren't already microchipping their children out of stranger-danger fear. But Conan might have a point about that - maybe giving them phones with gps has been enough to soothe the day to day concerns.
I'm hoping the prices come down so that we can insert several gps tracking chips into the coats and shoes of a family
member who has Alzheimer's. He hasn't wandered yet, but if it comes to that, I don't want the first time he wanders to be the last time we see him.
Michelle at January 28, 2014 8:09 PM
I had a long time family friend drive on the wrong way in traffic multiple times.
Alzheimer's is scary as hell especially when they get violent or sexually frustrated or don't sleep at all.
Ppen at January 28, 2014 10:00 PM
The local NY TV news has had several stories about Avonte and this proposed law.
One story, however, had a simple fix. Although it would not be ideal for everyone or every situation.
One family, whose son was also autistic and had wandered off a couple of times, tied a name/info tag into his sneaker lace. The father claimed that this did help at least once where a woman saw that the kid looked lost and called the police. Because of the name/info tag tied into his shoelace they were able to help him get back home much quicker.
Sometimes, a simple low-tech solution is available - without having the taxpayer foot the bill!
Anonymous at January 29, 2014 7:21 AM
Ppen - yikes. We're lucky in that he handed over his car keys after an unrelated medical incident.
Alz runs in the family, and he had put a lot of thought into how to be responsible for what choices could be his to make as circumstances unfolded. He also spoke regularly with family in plain terms about likely concerns and practical responses.
We've been spared violence, but not the meltdowns. He set aside money for his care, which is also hugely helpful, and has also shown me that no amount of money would be enough to make Alz not an emotionally draining, time consuming, attention demanding problem for anyone who wants to remain connected to and attempt to be a reassuring presence for someone with this condition.
Back to this law. Gross political pandering around an issue that is ripe for free market entrepreneurial solutions, especially with so many Baby Boomers qualifying for AARP membership.
I wish politicians would act more as liaisons, connecting people wih problems to people who could work with them to innovate free market solutions.
Michelle at January 29, 2014 8:02 AM
The law is undoubtedly unnecessary. But it expands the federal government, and it gets Schmuckie Schumer in front of the cameras once again. That's a win-win for him!
mpetrie98 at January 29, 2014 8:12 AM
The most dangerous place in the world is between a mother and her children. The second most dangerous place is between Schmuckie Schumer and the TV cameras.
mpetrie98 at January 29, 2014 8:15 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/01/the-federal-gov-1.html#comment-4227801">comment from mpetrie98Funny, mpetrie.
Amy Alkon
at January 29, 2014 8:15 AM
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive. -- Thomas Jefferson
Jim P. at January 29, 2014 7:28 PM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/01/the-federal-gov-1.html#comment-4228722">comment from Jim P.Love that quote, Jim P.
Amy Alkon
at January 29, 2014 10:37 PM
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