Assistant Events Planner Wanted For The Second Coming
Hilarious Craigslist ad. Naturally, the position is "pro bono" until "sources of funding have been allocated."
Job description includes:
•Organize meetings with key leaders of the world
"Mr. Putin, please."
Right.
via KateC
Yes Mr. Xi Jinping, I'm calling to setup a meeting between you and the holy ghost.
Yes, that's right, it does exist.
No, I'm not crazy.
buzz..............
He hung up on me. I wonder why that keeps happening?
Jim P. at May 11, 2014 5:53 AM
As a non-Christian, I always found that term, "The Holy Ghost" so funny. My thinking: "You mean...like Casper?"
Amy Alkon at May 11, 2014 6:20 AM
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Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at May 11, 2014 6:31 AM
I know this ad is for real as I am currently employed by the opposition party.
Although I am the devil's representative here on earth, my duties are mainly ceremonial.
Perhaps I'll do some moonlighting and answer this ad.
Jay at May 11, 2014 1:41 PM
Although I am the devil's representative here on earth, my duties are mainly ceremonial.
Yeah, your boss worked himself out of a job some time ago. He's basically like Capone in Chicago after the North Siders went down in '27. ;)
Grey Ghost at May 15, 2014 7:29 AM
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