Just When You Thought Facebook Couldn't Get More Annoying
They now have a button so you can ask people about their relationship status.
No word on whether they have, as an option to reply, "Fuck the hell off."
And no, I don't have a favorite sports team, except maybe whichever one isn't playing and snarling LA traffic in the process.








Well, if the query for your relationship status comes as an automatically generated private message, you might enjoy the luxury of typing "Fuck the hell off!" yourself.
This is hilarious! I cannot believe that the designers at Facebook would be so uncouth!
And hey, why stop there?
If someone doesn't mention their job, we could have buttons that would allow us to ask their job title, where they work, how long they've worked there and how much they make.
Patrick at May 20, 2014 7:35 AM
Actually, Amy, I just checked and they do have buttons for all those things. You can "ask" about anyone's hometown, relationship, or job. Anything that they haven't shared on their "About" status now has an "Ask" button next to it.
Oy!
Patrick at May 20, 2014 8:07 AM
To extend Patrick's thought: I wonder when they'll have buttons to ask someone whether they were adopted, how often they and their spouse have sex, or how much money they have in the bank. And how long it will take to tie them into aome NSA database where it can just go fetch the answer itself. Prertty soon users won't even need to fill out a profile anymore. Genius!
Cousin Dave at May 20, 2014 11:58 AM
The women will use the button to find out which guys are single, so they can avoid them.
mpetrie98 at May 20, 2014 12:54 PM
You can ask them about any of the profile fields, I've seen.
I've seen "ask ..." links for job, education, phone, email, etc, exactly as Patrick said.
Sigivald at May 20, 2014 1:34 PM
Or, Cousin Dave, the NSA could just harvest their information on you based upon the answers that Facebook users provide. (That's probably the whole reason the service was created.)
Patrick at May 20, 2014 7:43 PM
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