Make Your Meat Your Own
Yes, it's a first-world problem -- the juicy steak on your plate that lacks a message other than the unspoken, "EAT ME!"
Happily, someone has come up with a solution -- a branding iron for your meat (grilled or still kicking, if you two are both into that sort of thing): DCI BBQ Branding Iron For Personalized Grilling
And yes, that says, "Your Name Here."
My husband got a steak brand as a groomsman gift several years ago that are his initials. It's nothing fancy where you can change your messages though.
BunnyGirl at June 25, 2014 1:13 AM
Williams Sonoma has offered this for a while. You can trust them to be at the forefront of highly specialized, utterly useless kitchen tools. (And a few useful ones.)
Astra at June 25, 2014 3:41 AM
Does it accommodate enough characters for "Meat is Murder"?
Also, I'm sure my juvenille mind could have some fun with this.
JFP at June 25, 2014 7:22 AM
I saw a new bumper sticker yesterday on the way to work:
I wasn't sure if I wanted to drive off the road, or run them off the road. Fortunately, the moment passed with no damage.
I R A Darth Aggie at June 25, 2014 7:28 AM
> Does it accommodate enough characters
> for "Meat is Murder"?
Or just "Morrisey."
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at June 25, 2014 8:18 AM
I love the "meat is Murder" folks.
I ask them given recent discoveries which show plants have a denmonstrateable self awareness and sacrifice their nutrients for their offspring how they can justify eating forcibly aborted plant fetuses
lujlp at June 25, 2014 12:09 PM
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