No, Your Fruit Really Doesn't Need Underwear
The Chinese have taken to dressing their peaches in tiny thongs for the Qixi festival, the Chinese version of Valentine's Day, reports the Guardian.

No, Your Fruit Really Doesn't Need Underwear
The Chinese have taken to dressing their peaches in tiny thongs for the Qixi festival, the Chinese version of Valentine's Day, reports the Guardian.





I kinda like it. We never get the sense that Chinese cultures are erotically playful... Didn't know they had it in 'em.
Well, I guess we knew they had it in 'em, since there's 1.3 billion Chinese.....
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 3, 2014 4:00 AM
Blacks call ladies displaying nice bums "apple bottoms" but thanks to the Chinese I now want to rename them "thong peaches"
Y'all with me?
Ppen at August 3, 2014 12:43 PM
Correction should be:
*thonged peaches"
Crid,
Asian eroticism is all about saccharine little girl cuteness not sexiness.
Unlike us Latins, we don't ask for much just big titties and a big ass.
Ppen at August 3, 2014 12:55 PM
Crid, Chinese culture has a public face which is very stoic and very much against public-displays of affection. But, in private they can be some very horny folks.
After all, the Chinese were writing erotic fiction (some might call it plain old porn) several hundred years ago while we in the West were still sitting around just reading "the good book" and not much else.
It was the Chinese who developed the culture of bound-feet - sort of like permanent high heels - which is about other things but also about sex.
Another example would be the photo of Amy in her long yellow evening gown (love that photo! BTW, Amy) - if that were a traditional Chinese qipao it would be just as form fitting but it might have slits going up the side to just below waist level with the intention of exposing more leg.
These peach panties are a sign that China's middle class is growing and getting richer. And that sex sells should really be no surprise - as you say there are over a billion of them.
Charles at August 3, 2014 12:55 PM
The most populous country in the world, right?
Name three other. well-known instances of Chinese erotic humor from the last twenty years.
Okay, name one.
Okay.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 3, 2014 2:27 PM
> Unlike us Latins, we don't ask for much
> just big titties and a big ass.
Us Scots-Irish know how this works. Potatoes, elemental protein, bad weather...
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 3, 2014 2:29 PM
"Asian eroticism is all about saccharine little girl cuteness not sexiness."
It also, ahem, applies to men as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPAlyl9cu8I
chang at August 3, 2014 6:40 PM
*checks his fruit* They're safe in boxer-briefs.
Not that fruit? oh.
I R A Darth Aggie at August 4, 2014 6:11 AM
So what you're saying is, Fruit of the Loom's got it totally backwards...
Cousin Dave at August 4, 2014 6:33 AM
As opposed to the totally normal American custom of putting confections in a box intended to represent and internal organ.
Elle at August 4, 2014 7:31 AM
> *checks his fruit*
Via Twitterer Jack Shafer, the preferred description is "Wedding vegetables."
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 4, 2014 9:37 AM
"As opposed to the totally normal American custom of putting confections in a box intended to represent and internal organ."
Hmm... liver-shaped sampler boxes... whaddya think?
Cousin Dave at August 5, 2014 7:10 AM
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