You Pee On My Fence?
YouTube! (I really, really want these signs at the link, especially the bottom one.)
If you are not a farm animal and there is a bathroom available (which there is for the bar patrons near me), use it. Otherwise, you make my neighborhood smell like a giant men's bathroom when it rains.
Oh, there is the occasional woman. My friend A, when spotting a woman pulling her panties down and watering her flowers, took the hose to her.
Photo I blogged and then put in "Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck": 
I also include a solution -- shown to work in UCLA and UK studies (though not exactly on this subject) that you can use to stop people from leaving unscooped dog poop on your lawn or front walk.
I wouldnt have blacked out his face
lujlp at August 25, 2014 7:30 AM
took the hose to her
How fancy! An outdoor bidet!
I R A Darth Aggie at August 25, 2014 7:48 AM
I wouldnt have blacked out his face
I didn't in the original. But when they publish you, lawyers go over everything and I anticipated getting a strong nix on this, so I reposted the sign with the black bits.
The lawyer, who I have to admit was great in working with me, wasn't going to let me use an anonymous note somebody left on my car (after I wrote a mash note from my car to his Smart car and left it on his windshield). I did a massive flyering campaign and people helped me -- somebody who knew the owner saw my ad seeking him on a phone pole and photo'd and texted it to him, and he sent me permission to use it. (He turned out to be a retired and hilarious lawyer who parks in my neighborhood to go to a bar near me.)
Amy Alkon at August 25, 2014 8:45 AM
hmmm, the blackout bar near the bottom of the photo is rather small.
Which is most likely appropriate for such a small dickhead.
Charles at August 25, 2014 5:28 PM
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