"I Don't Have My Vagina With Me"
Love that!
It was a response to "I don't have a condom with me" on a sex ed assignment.
The assignment was a fill in the blanks dealie on "Objections to Condoms" -- filled out by a 14-year-old girl, who ended up getting suspended over her answers.
file under:
piss poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part.
SwissArmyD at May 6, 2015 2:54 PM
The suspension is likely due to the repeated use of obscenities, not the responses provided.
Aimee Morgan at May 6, 2015 3:03 PM
Well, I guess she can't vote.
Conan the Grammarian at May 6, 2015 3:49 PM
In some bizarre alternate world where I had a daughter, this one would be mine, including the swearing.
I thought her replies were absolutely brilliant.
Daghain at May 6, 2015 5:20 PM
Remember this 1996 Sheik commercial? Very amusing.
http://videosift.com/video/Sheik-Condoms-Man-Use-one-or-get-none
On a tangent: One thing I'd like to see in a movie or TV show, for some reason, is a scene between two young people arguing in a store about whose turn it is to pay for the condoms. Maybe that could be part of a commercial, too.
(I'm guessing that quite a few young men feel they shouldn't have to pay for them at all, especially now that young women are pressured by society to carry them in advance. Not to mention that, with long-term couples, when some other BC method is being used instead, that's when some men, at least, REALLY don't see why they should help with payment.)
lenona at May 6, 2015 5:50 PM
Aimee; I'd bet that maybe the obscenities had a little to do with it; but, I'd also bet that it was because she didn't give the responses that the teacher had already given to them earlier - instead she gave the teacher some snark.
That most likely had more to do with the "punishment" than anything else.
Don't snark authority - no matter how stupid they are.
Personally, I would have given her an A+.
charles at May 6, 2015 5:53 PM
According to this article:
http://forward.com/the-assimilator/307663/this-jewish-teen-answered-sex-ed-homework-like-a-pro/
she did NOT get suspended:
"Mariah’s Facebook page points out that she never actually got suspended"
Snoopy at May 7, 2015 5:27 AM
Re my last post: The commercial could be along the lines of: "When you start arguing about whose turn it is to pay for something that could save both your futures, it's time to break up."
lenona at May 7, 2015 6:59 AM
I find myself wondering how much help the 21-year-old sister actually gave her 14-year-old sister with these answers.
I don't think all the answers she gave were "brilliant," but some where pretty good.
Patrick at May 7, 2015 3:34 PM
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