Is There Really A Significant Problem With Interspecies Sex Acts In New Jersey?
On Thursday, a bill that would outlaw bestiality went forward in committee in the New Jersey Senate.
From CBSLocal Philly:
The bill would make bestiality a fourth-degree crime, punishable by up to 18 months in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. The penalties would be upgraded if the animal dies.The measure arose after animal cruelty charges were dismissed against a former Moorestown police officer who was accused of engaging in a sex act with five cows in 2006.
What, one sex act that requires five cows!?
Now that's just head-tiltingly kinky...
Alistair Young at May 9, 2015 12:44 PM
Anyone can fuck a pig. It takes a Marine to fuck a pig to death.
Steve Daniels at May 9, 2015 12:46 PM
Normally I'd say this isn't worth a legislature's time and effort, but then again - has anyone seen the TV show 'Jersey Shore'?
Good luck New Jersey - we're counting on you.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at May 9, 2015 12:56 PM
So, does the laws state all sex acts of just the ones where the human is the perpetrator?
Kinda like how women can never rape men because they dont have dicks
lujlp at May 9, 2015 1:21 PM
Well, look at their governor. Obviously the result of a jackass having sex with a swine.
Patrick at May 9, 2015 1:45 PM
Well, if the dude was able to inflict "cruelty" on a cow with his sex organ, I may be disgusted, but I am also damned impressed! Could it be that human females just weren't able, or willing, to satisfy him? What's a man to do in that situation?!
Jay R at May 9, 2015 2:33 PM
"The penalties would be upgraded if the animal dies. " But what if they were trying to escape and the rope was too tight and they broke their neck? It's not like it was intentional. I'm not a sicko.
Canvasback at May 10, 2015 5:07 AM
What's a man to do in that situation?!
Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters. Some assembly required.
Otherwise, it is a matter of consent...
I R A Darth Aggie at May 10, 2015 8:55 AM
As a Philly newspaper onced blared across its front page when a man was caught committing an unnatural act with a cow:
MOO-LESTER KNABBED
KennethAJones at May 10, 2015 4:15 PM
Six cows if you are LGBT
I used to know a guy in college who majored in animal husbandry.......till they caught him at it one day
Kate O'Brien at May 12, 2015 5:23 PM
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