The United States Of The Pathetically Outraged
Violence against an emoji lost the Houston Rockets' social media manager his job.
Yes, really.
Ben Dreyfuss writes at Mother Jones that this tweet -- with the tiny gun emoji aimed at the tiny horse emoji -- ultimately killed the Rockets' Chad Shanks' employment:
As Dreyfuss put it:
The internet being the stupid place that it is, a thousand crybabies immediately began to cry. Oh pray for the emoji horse! How dare the stupid Twitter account joke about horse slaughter! Wah wah wah!...Is merely mentioning the reality that horses are shot when they are lame outrageous? If you are outraged by the fact that horses are shot when they are lame, be outraged about the fact that horses are shot when they are lame, not someone remarking on the fact that horses are shot when they are lame.
A commenter explains for the outrage spewing:
AAAbond (Dan Wohl)
Uh, it's a visual metaphor (or just a regular one if you consider emoticons as written language). The Rockets were about to 'put down' the other team (not really kill them, though; you can relax now).
Another explains for sports know-nothings like me:
DRoseDARs
The Dallas Mavericks' mascot is... a horse. The emoji gun is being held to the head of... a horse.
Dreyfuss insightfully observed about the outraged:
Outrage allows people to define themselves in opposition to something, which is much easier than defining yourself on your own.
Yep. That's pretty much the deal.








What the fuck? of all the things to get outraged over - and there are plenty of things to get outraged over - this is what set the twitter mob off?
I'm gonna go Shatner and yell get a life!
I R A Darth Aggie at May 7, 2015 10:19 AM
Eh. My outrage about an emoji of a gun next to an emoji of a horse is about equal to my outrage that a corporation halfway across the country fired an employee in response to an action that the corporation felt cast it in a bad light.
kf at May 7, 2015 11:17 AM
Growing up in Florida, I can't tell you how many times the rivalry between the University of Florida and Florida State University generated a poster or t-shirt with a speared gator being held aloft by a Native American.
Less family-friendly indignities were visited upon the poor gator as well.
No one seemed to mind the abuse being heaped upon the poor gator. I guess ugly animals get no sympathy.
Conan the Grammarian at May 7, 2015 11:18 AM
Amy, you've missed the REAL outrage of that tweet, according to some of the commenters in the linked article: It was a rape joke. Because, you know, the phrase, "Just close your eyes. It will all be over soon," is only ever said by rapists, apparently. Or something like that. Apparently, to some, the entire Internet is just a rape joke waiting to be uttered and CONDEMNED!!!
marion at May 7, 2015 8:15 PM
Also, the use of a spear and all was just "celebrating their culture" ... or something.
Miguelitosd at May 8, 2015 5:22 PM
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