If all you are doing is scratching an itch then why break into a sweat trying to think and blow at the same time. Not like you are doing anything significant.

What, no additional suggestions?

Think whatever you want, Honey.

46. Should I fake an orgasm?
47. I wish he would fake an orgasm.
48. Definitely burgers for dinner.
49. A little hot sauce would be nice, at least for me.
50. Hey, soy sauce would work.
51. He could offer me some of that beer.
50. I should face the TV next time.
51. Is this jerk watching the TV?
52. OMG is he texting?
53. Knee pads are ugly, but utilitarian.
54. He could rub my back. How do I tell him?
55. Kickstarter idea: Viagra mouth rinse.
56. I won't untie him if he doesn't compliment me.
57. How do I delete the Yes Means Yes recording?
58. Will this restaurant ever serve us again?

11. Who invented the blow job anyway? What a weird thing to do. Here’s this external organ that releases urine and potential future children. Put it in your mouth.

I had to laugh at this one. I've only been with one woman who refused to go down on me. Since no other woman had ever avoided it, I was curious why she did and asked her. She said "it's because you pee out of that thing." Not only was she unable to get the function of urinating out of her mind, there was "that thing." Clearly, this was a woman with issues about male genitalia.

As for the women I've been with who weren't like her, I'd say about half seemed to really enjoy it, with the other half seeming to do it primarily because they knew it's something that guys like. I wonder what these percentages are like among all women. Likewise, I wonder what these percentages would be for men going down on women. Personally, it's something I love doing (oral sex and touching were the only things my first girlfriend & I did for our four years together -- two years high school, two years college -- because we didn't want to risk having her get pregnant, so I got to learn at an early age that there's more to sex than fucking...and that has served me very well over the years.)

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"A trim would have been nice. I'm not dealing with a pube stuck in my throat for 36 hours....again.

Here's the practical reason why men like it when a woman shaves. Many women seem to feel that men like women shaved because it makes the woman look prepubescent and men get off on that. Perhaps that 's the reason some men like it, but I don't think that's true for most. I think most guys just like not dealing with getting pubes in their mouth.

#58 -- Ding, ding. Winner.

59. Does this count as oral consent to have sex?

60. Oh wait. Bill Clinton said this wasn't sex, so it doesn't matter whether it is oral consent. What relief.
61. Boy, I hope he doesn't have a cigar.

62. Glad I wore my little black dress instead of the blue one.
63. Got to stop thinking about Bill Clinton. It is going to kill the mood.
64. OH NO! NOW I AM THINKING OF BILL AND HILLARY TOGETHER. EWWWWWW.

Amy: "What, no additional suggestions?"

Okay, here's some advice - watch the teeth!

Why isn't this about blow jobs or licking a clitoris? Same same

I hate getting blowjobs. So, I don't have to worry about making someone feel this way.

65. "I wonder if I'll be outed for my gay escort service when they investigate my role in the Plame backstabbing after all my non-press-event visits to the Bush White House."