Dildo-landia!
Hundreds of dildos have popped up -- uh, are hanging from power lines -- in Portland, Oregon, much the way people in the hood sometimes throw tennis shoes over power lines. (They're strung together and just hanging there, though in a permanently erect condition.)
From typo-laden Inquisitr.com (because it has a far better picture than prim Yahoo.com):
Passersby are amazed, embarrassed or just plain amused to see a hundreds of sex toys dangling visibly from the power lines. The dildos, in shades of white and orange, have been hung all over town.Making for quite the photo opportunity, the dildos have been hung up on the power lines in pairs and there are literally hundreds of sex toys on display.
A tweet:
@JustOGG #Portland: All fun & games until your 6 yr old child asks, "What are those?" as they point to the dildos in the sky.
It's all fun and games until one of the perps manages to electrocute themselves. High tension lines are not to be messed with. Seriously.
Cousin Dave at July 14, 2015 6:56 AM
This is just how lesbian gangs mark their turf.
Ben at July 14, 2015 10:18 AM
So they're free to take right? I mean finders keepers.
Seriously though if they keep this up the next thing you know there will be butt plugs, anal beads, and inflatable dolls hanging up there. It will be anarchy!
JFP at July 14, 2015 12:09 PM
All fun & games until your 6 yr old child asks
Oh lighten up. That's when the fun STARTS! I mean, 6-year-olds think farts are funny, and when you say "butt." They would probably see the humor in plastic weenies even more than the average person.
Pirate Jo at July 14, 2015 1:23 PM
Ha! Ben, yes, it must be some sort of lesbian Eruv!
charles at July 14, 2015 5:33 PM
I think it's hilarious. I also see it didn't take long for the pearl-clutchers to come out of the woodwork to scream, "Think of the children!" Sheesh.
Daghain at July 14, 2015 6:27 PM
Well, if you're not smart enough to let kids have a little period of innocence, you're not smart enough.
Of course it could be that you're part of the coming movement toward accepting pedophilia.
Alan at July 14, 2015 8:48 PM
Hahahaha! Looks like I need to go for a drive so I can get some pictures. I think it's hilarious.......and very Portland. I need to look up the neighborhoods now and plan my route. LOL
BunnyGirl at July 14, 2015 9:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybNI0KB1bg
lujlp at July 15, 2015 2:05 AM
"Of course it could be that you're part of the coming movement toward accepting pedophilia."
What?
Are you talking about recognizing that not every man at the playground or alone with a child - even his own - is a sex offender?
Because even sites like Pirate Bay took out their underage content - of whatever kind - years ago, even before they were arrested on totally different charges, and show no sign of allowing it back. YouTube has more salacious content. PB doesn't even have Toddlers & Tiaras on it. There's a bunch of nuts for ya.
Sex is more important than murder in the USA, but I don't see where you get that idea.
Radwaste at July 15, 2015 6:22 AM
"Of course it could be that you're part of the coming movement toward accepting pedophilia."
The stupid. It burns.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at July 15, 2015 3:06 PM
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