Sometimes word use gives away more than you might think.

Here's the headline in question: “How the ‘Pompey Lads’ fell into the hands of Isis.”

A report on our efforts in Syria.

I'll give our President some advice: training 60 guys and then hoping they do ok in a war zone like Syria is just a bad plan.

#WarOnWomen

Speaking of kinky: robophilia.

I can see a future ad for sexbots:

Got a young person going off to college? worried they might get accused of sexual impropriety with another human? get them one of our amazing SexBots™! they always consent, and they never complain, even as they whisper sweet nothings in your youngster's ear. Comes with a complete set of extensions for when they're feeling particularly naughty!

The capitalist running dogs and their imperialist vermin lackeys have failed to crush the revolutionary people's paradise!

With a single blow of his mighty fist our Glorious Leader has delivered death to their oppressive standardized time zones!

Time to disarm the police.

Unless unarmed citizens buying hamburgers are deadly threats who need to be gunned down, of course.

An interesting commentary on the Planned Parenthood hoax.

Kudos to the Senate.

"I can see a future ad for sexbots:"

Not mechanized, but (very NSFW) they are almost here...