Oddly appropriate: via GIPHY

Who knew? the rich are getting better breakfast sandwiches, too!

I'm not sure why this is a problem. I certainly don't see the value, given that I can make such concoctions myself in my own kitchen.

Feminists have declared war on the gays. Unsurprisingly, they will lose.

And there are some days when a jury does the right thing and denies an asswipe a payout.

Since you brought the subject up, Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano is in its 32nd year of continuous but relatively mild eruption. It's almost unprecedented in recorded history. If you're ever on the Big Island in Hawaii, go see it -- it's a unique opportunity to see a volcano close up without being in (much) danger.

I R A Darth Aggie, good. Suing an eight-year-old child for doing what loving eight-year-old children do is disgusting.

New York state government pays government employees to attend political global-warming rallies.

From Patrick's link about the feminists: All blow job lessons are cancelled. I’ve seen Mattress Girl’s porno and frankly I’m appalled. You needed the help. Not any more.

Straight men, hardest hit.

And there are some days when a jury does the right thing and denies an asswipe a payout. ~ Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 14, 2015 6:41 AM

I R A Darth Aggie, good. Suing an eight-year-old child for doing what loving eight-year-old children do is disgusting. ~ Posted by: Patrick at October 14, 2015 6:57 AM

What kind of lawyer takes that case?

Conan: What kind of lawyer takes that case?

I'm not really surprised at that, Conan. Perhaps I'm more cynical than you, but given the number of lawyers that practice in this country and the fact that law schools are turning out twice as many graduates as there are positions to fill, I think if you look hard enough, you'll find a lawyer who would take just about anything. It's the reason we have lawyer jokes; because those ethical cesspools who practice law give the rest a bad name. And it's always the outrageous cases we hear about.

Look at Orly Taitz, a sometime dentist, sometime real-estate agent and sometime lawyer who spent years filing ridiculous lawsuits claiming Obama was not constitutionally eligible to be President. She even tried to subpoena her way into the Hawaii Department of Health to confiscate Obama's original vault-copy birth certificate for examination. (Needless to say, the Hawaii DoH told where she could stick her downloaded court-clerk signed subpoena.) Her antics have also earned her from-the-bench dismissals (which is hard to do), and a ten-thousand dollar sanction doubled to twenty-thousand, because her response to "show cause," among other instances of breathtaking disrespect, accused the presiding federal Judge Clay D. Land of treason.

The point is, I'm no longer surprised that some douchebag can find an equally douchebaggy lawyer to take his douchebaggy case. (As long as they don't find douchebag juries, too. Sue McDonald's for spilled coffee, anyone?)