Nothing I've ever tweeted has gotten this many likes and retweets. I was saving it for Conan, but oh, well.

Need to learn how to send a "thumbs up" icon in the comments to Patrick.

Pretty cool.

And here I didn't get you anything.

I was just going to save it for one of your endearing tirades about how I supposedly heap derision and scorn upon anyone who disagrees with me.

I was going to respond, "Hey, Conan!"

But gosh-darn it, when someone tweeted a "Yo momma is so fat..." joke in my Twitter feed, I just couldn't resist.

I also told him that his momma was so fat, her Patronus is cheesecake!