Peak Trailer Trash
Mobile home in Malibu's Paradise Cove sells for a record $5.3 million.

More listings in Paradise Cove mobile home park.

Years ago, I thought I'd get really clever and buy a place there.

Right. Here's what you get for $600K.

Here's a real bargain -- $575K for 750 square feet...plus "space rental" (the land use) for $1164 a month.

Gregg likes to joke that the only home I could afford in LA would come with its own street gang.