Gordon Ramsey vs Julia Child in a rap battle.

I give it to Julia Child. I liked her, whereas if I had Gordon Ramsay in my kitchen, I would be doing all I could to keep myself from cutting him into a half-inch pieces and stir-frying him with peppers, onions and water chestnuts with soy sauce.

What me worry?

"In the incident Feb. 27, the aircraft, an Airbus A320, was barely a few hundred feet from landing on a road which runs parallel to Jaipur airport in the western state of Rajasthan."

http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/05/23/indigo-pilots-sacked-for-mistaking-road-for-runway/

No link yet, but the officer in the Freddie Gray trial in Baltimore has just been found not guilty on all charges. Baltimore's gonna burn.

Come, on, Bob. Don't you know what IFR flight conditions really mean? I fly by road.

No link yet, but the officer in the Freddie Gray trial in Baltimore has just been found not guilty on all charges. Baltimore's gonna burn.

This is what happens when the prosecution goes off half-cocked and cooks up novel legal theories to go to trial with.

There's a reason why the defense asked for a bench trial: the only controversy left was an interpretation of the law. The facts were known and generally agreed upon.

"Don't you know what IFR flight conditions really mean?"

An old joke in aviation, going back to the 1930s as reported by Earnest Gann, is that "IFR" meant "I Follow Railroads". I can point to a number of examples of airliner crews landing at the wrong airport, or mistaking an adjacent taxiway for the runway. It usually happens at runways that have screwy approach procedures.

Best way to handle seeing a Muslim on an airplane?

Yank off her headscarf. That'll learn her.

America! Fk yeah!

Some folk'll never lose a toe
Then again some folk'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
(banjo outro)

When leaders cheat, followers ... follow

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2016/05/22/government-corruption-law-abiding-society-trust-irs-hillary-clinton-column/84744432/

It's whiter than a white out in a snow storm. That is the answer?

https://twitter.com/lheron/status/733758898855940098

Also, it looks an awful lot like female privilege.

News from the Nanny State Apocalypse: College bans throwing mortarboards in the air at graduation, says it will Photoshop them in.

(BTW, if the University of East Anglia sounds familiar, it's because it was the location of the "hide the decline" global warming fraud.)

Here's the perfect college student car:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/734355637396594689

Suffering veterans need to stop whining.

Because the VA medical treatment delays are just like Disneyland!

The difference is, people actually WANT to go to Disneyland, Gog, and it doesn't take 71 days to finally get on the desired ride.

Holy mother of god I just saw the worst movie created from the worst book by the worst author since James Frey (he, too, was embraced by Oprah, before she realized she'd been flimflammed).

"Wild"

If ANYONE encourages you to read the book or watch the movie, please, drop them from your life and (of course) don't read/watch this stewpot of lies, misandry, and relentless bullshit.

I need 10cc's of eyebleach, stat!

Bayer wants to buy Monsanto:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/24/business/dealbook/bayer-offers-to-buy-monsanto-for-62-billion.html?_r=0

So the company whose CEO doesn't want poor people buying their madicines wants to absorb the company that loves to bankrupt farmers. What could go wrong?

@Gog,

Prepping up to watch the Ghostbusters' reboot?

Sixclaws - lol - I was hoping for a 'Ghostbusters 3' with a new crew, not a re-do of the original.

So no, I won't be seeing it. Then again, I didn't watch 'Titanic', since I knew how it was going to end.

> I didn't watch 'Titanic', since I knew
> how it was going to end.

"Malcolm X" waas similarly despoiled.