Deer FBI,

More like recruited by Chechnyaens as a double agent.

You asked for a miracle, I give you the Eff Bee Eye.

It's possible. Wouldn't be the first time someone screwed up.

I detect a profound disconnect: Amy says there's no such thing as a moderate Muslim, yet this piece concludes that "the FBI’s informant program, especially when dealing with the War on Terror, has proliferated wildly out of control."

Also, regarding that same website: Anyone seen Snoopy lately?

It's Snoopy, the Snoopster, the Snoopsaures.

Lots of stuff has surfaced about Omar Mateen's connections: employed by G4S security to shoo curious folks away from the BP cleanup, he has also showed up in four different movies (IMDB scrubbed his page)... At the same time as the Orlando shootout, James Wesley Howell was picked up by the Santa Monica PD on his way to commit a similar shooting. He said at least four others were trained by the CIA to do this, and when he learned of Mateen's death, said he was likewise marked for death. The FBI took over and clamped a lid on the matter.